| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Boobies: Phoebe's psychiatrist boyfriend analyzes her friends' lives. |
| 12:00 AM | Friends - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath: Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe. |
| 12:30 AM | According to Jim - The Ring: Jim worries Cheryl will learn the truth about her engagement ring from his old girlfriend. |
| 1:00 AM | Family Guy - Whistle While Your Wife Works: Lois goes to the brewery to help Peter at work. |
| 1:30 AM | South Park - Probably: Satan is torn between two lovers. |
| 2:00 AM | Scrubs - My Occurrence: J.D. sees the human side of Dr. Cox when he delivers bad news to the doctor's good friend. |
| 2:30 AM | George Lopez - The Wedding Dance: George asks intoxicated Angie to dance with him at a wedding. |
| 3:00 AM | Star Trek: The Next Generation - The High Ground: A radical (Richard Cox) takes Crusher hostage to treat his injured comrades; guest Kerrie Keane. |
| 4:00 AM | Frasier - Frasier Has Spokane: Frasier learns that his radio show is being syndicated and will air in nearby Spokane. |
| 4:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: A 48-year-old woman is going to marry a 19-year-old man. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: A woman seeks to determine the paternity of her fifth child; a man takes a paternity test. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: A man is in love with his stepmother; a man sleeps with his girlfriend's best friend. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A woman is married to one man and engaged to another at the same time. |
| 1:00 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 1:30 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: A woman sues her four teenage sons for her emotional distress. |
| 3:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Tyra looks back at some of the most powerful teen confessions made on the show. |
| 4:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Men who worship and love obese women; guests claim their friends are making them fat. |
| 5:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
| 5:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
| 6:00 PM | Inside Edition: Primary stories and alternative news. |
| 6:30 PM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On: Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - Meet the Quagmires: Death allows Peter to go back in time for a night so he can sow his wild oats. |
| 8:00 PM | One Tree Hill - You Know I Love You, Don't You: Nathan and Haley's careers bring about a tough decision; Julian reveals a secret to Alex. |
| 9:00 PM | Gossip Girl - Rufus Getting Married: Georgina pulls Vanessa and Dan into one of her schemes; Blair grows suspicious of Bree. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Kinda Like Necrophilia: Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Stoned Guy: Job seeker Monica prepares a gourmet dinner for a stoned restaurateur (Jon Lovitz). |