Modern Family [TVPG] "Run for Your Wife"  (#1.6) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (66 votes) Cameron and Mitchell freak out when Lily gets a bump on the head. Message Board

Cougar Town [TVPG] "Don't Come Around Here No More"  (#1.7) 9:30 PM - 10:01 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (37 votes) Grayson makes a bet with Jules that she can't spend a day by herself. Message Board

Eastwick [TVPG] "Magic Snow and Creepy Gene"  (#1.11) 10:01 PM - 11:00 PM The ladies agree never to reveal what they did to Jamie; Joanna tries to help Penny find closure. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Nightline 11:35 PM - 12:06 AM User Rating: 6.7/10 (66 votes) Recognizing the worst behaved of 2009. Message Board

Criminal Minds [TV14] "Amplification"  (#4.24) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (110 votes) The team searches for the source of a deadly virus that is released into the public. Message Board

CSI: NY [TV14] "Help"  (#5.12) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.8/10 (42 votes) The CSI team investigates when young brides fight over a dress and one of the shoppers ends up dead. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:35 PM

Late Show With David Letterman [TVPG] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actress Pen‚lope Cruz; World Series of Poker champion Joe Cada; the Script performs. Message Board

Gossip Girl [TV14] "Dan De Fleurette"  (#3.4) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (81 votes) A movie star named Olivia Burke is assigned as Vanessa's roommate at NYU. Message Board

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Two and a Half Men [TV14] "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"  (#5.5) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (70 votes) Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig. Message Board

Friends [TV14] "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"  (#1.8) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.9/10 (305 votes) Monica and Ross reminisce about their dying grandmother. Message Board

Glee [TVPG] "Throwdown"  (#1.7) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Sue tries to cause dissension within the glee club; shocking news is revealed. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

The Office [TVPG] "Gay Witch Hunt"  (#3.1) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (452 votes) Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee; the situation with Jim and Pam. Message Board

Seinfeld [TVPG] "The Bottle Deposit"  (#7.20) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (208 votes) Kramer spots Jerry's stolen car in Ohio; Elaine gives Peterman JFK's golf clubs. Message Board

The Unit [TVPG] "The Water Is Wide"  (#2.15) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (67 votes) The Unit springs into action when a deadly elevator crash occurs and worse trouble seems imminent. Message Board

The Wendy Williams Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Actress Keke Palmer (``True Jackson, VP''); Justin Bieber performs. Message Board

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Law & Order: Special Victims Unit [TV14] "Waste"  (#4.8) 11:35 PM - 12:35 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (36 votes) Detectives Benson and Stabler hunt for the degenerate who raped and impregnated a comatose patient. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "Double Date"  (#6.8) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (104 votes) Jim and Pam are forced to go on an uncomfortable double date with Michael and Helena. Message Board

The Office [TVPG] "Secret Santa"  (#6.12) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (96 votes) Michael is outraged when Jim lets Phyllis be Santa at the office Christmas party. Message Board

The Jay Leno Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Comic Wanda Sykes; TV personality Rachael Ray. Message Board

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The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien [TV14] 11:35 PM - 12:37 AM Actor Zach Braff; author Sarah Palin; TV personality Bear Grylls; Tony Bennett performs. Message Board

P.O.V. [TV14] "Patti Smith: Dream of Life"  (#22.12) 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM Steven Sebring charts singer Patti Smith's career over 11 years. Message Board

Charlie Rose 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.8/10 (222 votes) Mel Karmazin, CEO, Sirius XM Radio; Paul Goldberger, The New Yorker. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "Lost and Found"  (#2.5) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 4.7/10 (7 votes) CJ, Curtis and Calvin search for missing Janine. Message Board

Tyler Perry's House of Payne [TVPG] "With Friends Like These"  (#5.19) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM Malik becomes friends with an HIV-positive classmate; Consuela must handle the boutique alone. Message Board

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns [TVPG] "Meet the Liar" 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns [TVPG] "Meet the Adoption" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM Message Board

Lopez Tonight [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Bones [TV14] "The Woman in the Tunnel"  (#1.16) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (129 votes) The remains of a filmmaker are found in a ventilation shaft. Message Board

The Truman Show [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.0/10 (138102 votes) Cameras broadcast an unwitting man's life. Photos |  Message Board

Gone Baby Gone [R] 8:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (55798 votes) Two private investigators scour the Boston underworld for a kidnapped girl. Photos |  Message Board

Smokin' Aces [R] 10:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (51831 votes) Two FBI agents must protect an entertainer who has agreed to testify against the mob. Photos |  Message Board

True Blood [TVMA] "The Fourth Man in the Fire"  (#1.8) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (385 votes) Sookie tries to hold herself together in the wake of another possible tragedy. Message Board

True Blood [TVMA] "Plaisir D'Amour"  (#1.9) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (341 votes) Bill must pay a steep price for protecting Sookie; Jason and Amy break a taboo. Message Board

Boxing's Best of 2009 [TVPG] Pacquiao vs. Cotto 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Miguel Cotto vs. Manny Pacquiao. From Nov. 14, 2009.

Death Race [R] 8:15 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (35172 votes) Framed for murder, a convict must compete in a brutal auto race to win his freedom. Photos |  Message Board

The Secret Life of Bees [PG-13] 10:00 PM - 11:50 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (5693 votes) Sisters take in a teen who has come to their town to uncover her mother's past. Message Board

Lingerie [TVMA] 11:50 PM - 1:50 AM Message Board

Inside the NFL [TVPG] 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.6/10 (63 votes) NFL news and highlights. Message Board

Full Color Football: The History of the American Football League [TVPG] War and Peace 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM The league competes with the NFL for top college prospects; the creation of the Super Bowl.

Inside the NFL [TVPG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (63 votes) NFL news and highlights. Message Board

Voyager [PG-13] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM A U.S. engineer meets a younger woman on his strange quest in 1950s Europe.

The Cake Eaters [R] 10:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (1605 votes) Two families must heal old wounds when a son comes home. Photos |  Message Board

Virgin Territory [R] 11:30 PM - 1:10 AM User Rating: 4.9/10 (2922 votes) Young Florentines tell stories while avoiding the Black Plague ravaging their city. Message Board

Practical Magic [TV14] 7:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.5/10 (18835 votes) Raised by their aunts, two sisters use different means to avoid a family legacy of witchcraft. Photos |  Message Board

America's Funniest Home Videos [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Ice-skating follies; giggling babies; parrot. Message Board

The 700 Club [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 1.7/10 (283 votes) A Wyoming state trooper forgives the fugitive who shot him and left him to die. Message Board

Dog the Bounty Hunter [TVPG] "The Mystery of Mona Lisa"  (#4.1) 8:30 PM - 9:30 PM Dog tries to help a young female fugitive who has the same birth date as his late daughter. Message Board

Dog the Bounty Hunter [TVPG] "Call Waiting" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.9/10 (1612 votes) Dog tries to match wits with a target who has been in trouble with the law since he was a juvenile. Photos |  Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "Medicine Man"  (#1.8) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM After Col. John Fortunato suffers a knee injury, Steven Seagal takes him to a Chinese acupuncturist. Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "Student Becomes the Master" 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM When a man is beaten by an intruder, the team catches the suspect and works to soothe the community. Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "The Way of the Gun"  (#1.1) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (14 votes) Deputy Chief Seagal and fellow officers capture an armed carjacker after a high-speed chase. Message Board

Steven Seagal Lawman [TV14] "Too Young to Die" 11:30 PM - 12:01 AM Deputy Chief Seagal and his team are called to an accident scene involving a 2-year-old. Message Board

Aliens [TV14] 8:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (155674 votes)    top 250: #54 The survivor of a horrific alien attack returns to planet LB 426 with soldiers. Photos |  Message Board

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome [TV14] 11:00 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 5.9/10 (22139 votes) Wasteland drifter Mad Max must fight a giant. Message Board

I Shouldn't Be Alive [TVPG] "Trapped Under the Ice" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Water drags a man and his son under a freak stretch of ice while they are rafting. Message Board

I'm Alive [TVPG] "Journeys"  (#1.1) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A teen fights pain for seven days as his family smuggles an antivenin into the country. Message Board

I Shouldn't Be Alive [TVPG] "Ice Cave Survivor" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM A skiing trip for a man and his son turns dangerous when a snowstorm hits the mountain. Message Board

Remember the Titans [TV14] 7:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (45926 votes) A Virginia high school hires a black football coach after undergoing integration in 1971. Photos |  Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Actors Vivica Fox and Calvin Levels; singer Kenny Lattimore. Message Board

The Mo'Nique Show [TV14] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Rapper/actor Coolio; Baby; singer Jay Sean. Message Board

Men in Black II [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (63616 votes) Interstellar agents fight an alien who is in disguise. Photos |  Message Board

Men in Black II [TV14] 11:00 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 5.6/10 (63616 votes) Interstellar agents fight an alien who is in disguise. Photos |  Message Board

Star Wars: The Clone Wars [TVPG] "Children of the Force"  (#2.3) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (40 votes) Message Board

Teen Titans [TVY7] "The Prophecy"  (#4.7) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (7 votes) The Teen Titans search for answers after Slade returns. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "No Bobby Left Behind"  (#13.5) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (26 votes) Bobby is identified as special at school. Message Board

King of the Hill [TVPG] "Dia-Bill-ic Shock"  (#13.1) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (37 votes) Unwilling to change his eating habits, Bill is diagnosed with diabetes. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Back to the Woods"  (#6.9) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (229 votes) James Woods returns and steals Peter's identity as head of household. Message Board

Family Guy [TV14] "Love Blactually"  (#7.1) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.6/10 (258 votes) Brian tries to take it slow when he meets the girl of his dreams. Message Board

Police Academy [R] 9:00 PM - 11:15 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (21207 votes) The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits. Message Board

Police Academy [R] 11:15 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.2/10 (21207 votes) The new mayor's policy puts badges on misfits. Message Board

Larry King Live 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.8/10 (398 votes) Interviews with newsmakers and viewer calls. Photos |  Message Board

Anderson Cooper 360 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM Anchors Anderson Cooper reports from New York. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "My Problem With Popplers"  (#2.18) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (239 votes) The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a new planet. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "A Big Piece of Garbage"  (#1.8) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (270 votes) A 21st-century garbage ball threatens to fall back to Earth. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Pandemic"  (#12.10) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (284 votes) The boys find a way to make money off of the latest global epidemic. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Pandemic 2: The Startling"  (#12.11) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.8/10 (283 votes) Giant guinea pigs attack the city. Message Board

South Park [TVMA] "Cripple Fight!"  (#5.2) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.5/10 (380 votes) Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight. Message Board

Futurama [TV14] "Put Your Head on My Shoulder"  (#2.10) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (220 votes) Fry gets the unexpected when he and Amy spend St. Valentine's Day together. Message Board

Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura [TVPG] Big Brother 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Jesse Ventura investigates government surveillance of citizens.

Conspiracy Theory With Jesse Ventura [TV14] Secret Societies 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Jesse infiltrates the Bilderberg Group and exposes its well-known members.

Crisis "Pilot" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Computer-generated animations and re-creations help tell the story of America's terrorist hunters. Message Board

Everest: Beyond the Limit [TVPG] "Death Zone Gridlock" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (247 votes) As hundreds of hikers head for the summit at the same time, the day becomes deadly. Photos |  Message Board

Everest: Beyond the Limit [TVPG] "One Last Breath" 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.7/10 (247 votes) As the season comes to a close, the final team heads up the mountain. Photos |  Message Board

Everest: Beyond the Limit [TVPG] "Deadly Countdown" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (247 votes) Astronaut Scott Parazynski and senior citizen Dawes Eddy attempt a history-making summit bid. Photos |  Message Board

Princess Protection Program [TVG] 8:00 PM - 9:40 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (1316 votes) A princess stays with a covert agent and his daughter. Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "The Chronicles of Meap, Parts I & II"  (#2.10) 9:40 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 10.0/10 (5 votes) Phineas and Ferb accidentally knock an alien space craft while playing baseball. Message Board

Phineas and Ferb [TVG] "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister; Backyard Aquarium"  (#2.5) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

Hannah Montana [TVG] "You Give Lunch a Bad Name"  (#3.12) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.8/10 (14 votes) Message Board

Wizards of Waverly Place [TVG] "Franken-Girl"  (#3.1) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.9/10 (14 votes) Message Board

That's So Raven [TVG] "Test of Friendship"  (#1.4) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 2.7/10 (7 votes) Raven mistakenly gives Eddie the wrong answers to his Spanish midterm. Message Board

College Football Pacific Life Holiday Bowl: Arizona vs. Nebraska 8:00 PM - 11:30 PM From San Diego.

SportsCenter 11:30 PM - 1:00 AM User Rating: 8.7/10 (654 votes) Sports news, scores, analysis and highlights. Message Board

Evan Almighty [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 5.6/10 (38783 votes) God commands a newly elected congressman to build an ark. Photos |  Message Board

Chelsea Lately [TV14] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Actor Stephen Lang. Message Board

E! News 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 4.7/10 (50 votes) Entertainment news. Message Board

Throwdown With Bobby Flay "Cocktails"  (#1.9) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM Bobby challenges master mixologist, Tobin Ellis, to a throwdown. Message Board

Throwdown With Bobby Flay "Coconut Cake" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (98 votes) Bobby and a South Carolina chef in a throwdown for the ultimate coconut cake. Message Board

Dinner: Impossible "Amusement Park Adventure"  (#7.3) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Message Board

Good Eats "Espress Yourself"  (#10.20) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Espresso. Message Board

Unwrapped "Donuts" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (72 votes) Discovering doughnuts. Message Board

Hannity 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Commentary and interviews about the day's news.

On the Record With Greta Van Susteren 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 3.2/10 (72 votes) Journalist and guests discuss current events. Message Board

The O'Reilly Factor 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 3.3/10 (1723 votes) Host Bill O'Reilly interviews newsmakers. Message Board

Rocky Balboa [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (59212 votes) Aging Rocky's plan to fight a few small matches escalates into a battle with the world champion. Photos |  Message Board

Rocky Balboa [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.4/10 (59212 votes) Aging Rocky's plan to fight a few small matches escalates into a battle with the world champion. Photos |  Message Board

Christmas in Canaan [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (39 votes) A white boy and a black schoolmate become friends in 1960s Texas. Message Board

The Christmas Choir [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.0/10 (66 votes) A homeless man inspires a workaholic accountant to start a choir at a shelter. Message Board

House Hunters [TVG] 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 7.2/10 (129 votes) Message Board

Income Property [TVG] 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM

House Hunters International [TVG] 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (31 votes) Message Board

Holmes on Homes [TVG] 10:30 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.9/10 (150 votes) Identifying and fixing disastrous home improvement projects. Message Board

My First Place [TVG] "The Two-Bedroom Two-Step" 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 6.1/10 (9 votes) A woman awaits news on the financing of her first place. Message Board

Jobsite [TVPG] Concrete Countdown 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM A construction crew attempts to pour concrete for a skyscraper's top floor in less than 90 minutes.

Jobsite [TVPG] Deadline Delivery 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM A team of FedEx shipping experts races the clock to make deliveries that could save people's lives.

Strange Rituals [TVPG] "Beyond Sex"  (#1.2) 11:00 PM - 12:01 AM Blurring the line between male and female; religious sect in India filled with castrated boys. Message Board

When Harry Met Sally [TV14] 9:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.7/10 (46413 votes) Manhattan careerists take 12 years to fall in love. Photos |  Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Forbidden Fruit"  (#8.12) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.4/10 (32 votes) Will's former boss asks Grace to redecorate the law firm. Message Board

Will & Grace [TV14] "Cop to It"  (#8.13) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.2/10 (50 votes) Will and Grace dread a dinner date with Rob and Ellen. Message Board

The Rachel Maddow Show 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Countdown's 2009 Whack Job Jamboree 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

The Rachel Maddow Show 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Politics, pop culture and today's top stories. Message Board

Teen Mom [TVPG] "Fallout" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Catelynn's family lashes out; Amber and Gary come to blows; Maci struggles for balance. Message Board

The Real World [TV14] "D.C." 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 4.9/10 (1445 votes) Eight strangers move to Washington, D.C.; the roommates dive into drama. Message Board

Real World D.C. Aftershow 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM Highlights from the episode are discussed.

The Real World [TV14] "D.C." 11:30 PM - 12:30 AM User Rating: 4.9/10 (1445 votes) Eight strangers move to Washington, D.C.; the roommates dive into drama. Message Board

Everybody Hates Chris [TVPG] "Everybody Hates Funerals"  (#1.17) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (34 votes) After her father dies unexpectedly, Rochelle acts as though nothing is wrong. Message Board

Everybody Hates Chris [TVPG] "Everybody Hates Playboy"  (#1.20) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 7.3/10 (27 votes) Chris finds Julius' men's magazine and brings it to school. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness"  (#6.11) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 6.4/10 (7 votes) George tries to keep Benny and her love apart. Message Board

George Lopez [TVPG] "Fishing Cubans"  (#3.9) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "The Butler, the Husband, the Wife and Her Mother"  (#1.5) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (27 votes) Niles poses as Fran's husband to impress her rich cousins. Message Board

The Nanny [TVPG] "A Plot for Nanny"  (#1.10) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.1/10 (28 votes) Fran's mom buys her a cemetery plot to fix her up with the funeral director. Message Board

Tango & Cash [TV14] 8:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.7/10 (22950 votes) Framed, rival L.A. policemen must work together. Message Board

WGN News at Nine 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM

Scrubs "My Best Laid Plans"  (#4.19) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.9/10 (218 votes) J.D. considers acting on his residual feelings for Dr. Cook. Message Board

Scrubs "My Boss's Free Haircut"  (#4.20) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 8.6/10 (155 votes) J.D. and Elliot try to help Turk and Carla through a rocky patch in their marriage. Message Board

The Notebook [TVPG] 8:45 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 8.0/10 (85017 votes) A man tells a story to a woman about two young people who become lovers in 1940s North Carolina. Photos |  Message Board

Steel Magnolias [TVPG] 11:30 PM - 2:00 AM User Rating: 6.8/10 (14279 votes) Six Southern women gossip and kid around together, through good times and bad. Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Club Dead"  (#5.4) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM The team travels to Ybor City to investigate the abandoned operating rooms of Trelles Clinic. Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Fort Henry"  (#5.17) 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Employees and visitors witness strange and frightening events at Fort Henry. Message Board

Ghost Hunters [TVPG] "Oak Alley Plantation"  (#4.19) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM The team returns to New Orleans to investigate an historic sugar plantation. Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Death Bites!"  (#3.2) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM A frat boy suffers a fart burn; an ex-con gets exterminated; a limp lover goes down hard. Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Up With Death" 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 6.9/10 (180 votes) Message Board

1,000 Ways to Die [TV14] "Putting a Happy Face On"  (#3.1) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (201 votes) Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.0/10 (201 votes) Message Board

MANswers [TVMA] 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Message Board

Deadline U.S.A. [TVPG] 8:00 PM - 9:45 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (711 votes) A big-city editor brings down a mobster, saves his newspaper and reunites with his ex-wife. Message Board

The Left Hand of God [TVPG] 9:45 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 6.2/10 (812 votes) A mercenary pilot poses as a priest, deserts a warlord and loves a mission nurse in China. Photos |  Message Board

Beat the Devil [TVPG] 11:30 PM - 1:30 AM User Rating: 6.5/10 (3037 votes) Absurd uranium-seekers meet in Italy and on a boat to Africa. Photos |  Message Board

Niños Ricos Pobres Padres 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 5.2/10 (18 votes) Message Board

Victorinos 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 8.4/10 (10 votes) Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM

Police Women of Broward County [TV14] "Another One Bites the Dust"  (#1.3) 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Andrea stops a woman who claims the wind blew marijuana into her bra. Message Board

The Imploders [TVPG] Ten Stories of Solid Steel 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM Eric and Lisa travel to Phoenix to destroy the 10-story Qwest Tower.

Police Women of Broward County [TVPG] "Super Hot Blonde"  (#1.5) 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Andrea goes under cover to buy crack; Shelunda foils an attempt to kidnap a child. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Amarillo"  (#1.1) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (7 votes) Spicy burgers, chicken fried steak and steak challenges in Amarillo, Texas. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Pittsburgh"  (#1.3) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.1/10 (6 votes) Adam eats a hearty breakfast and a sandwich from Primanti Brothers while in Pittsburgh. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "San Francisco"  (#2.4) 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM User Rating: 7.1/10 (6 votes) Adam devours a super burrito, humongous sandwiches and a two-gallon sundae in San Francisco. Message Board

Man v. Food [TVG] "Charleston"  (#2.3) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (6 votes) Adam Richman journeys to Charleston, S.C. Message Board

World's Best Places to Pig Out [TVG] 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM The Big Texan's steak challenge in Amarillo; a 12-egg omelet at Beth's Cafe in Seattle.

Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"  (#8.22) 9:00 PM - 9:30 PM User Rating: 8.2/10 (40 votes) Al finds a mandatory ride-share program unpleasant. Message Board

Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"  (#8.23) 9:30 PM - 10:00 PM User Rating: 8.3/10 (48 votes) Al loses his parking space at work. Message Board

High School Reunion Season 3 Preview Special 10:00 PM - 10:30 PM Recaps and updates from seasons one and two; a glance at season three.

M*A*S*H [TVPG] "The Gun"  (#4.13) 10:30 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 7.6/10 (37 votes) An injured colonel's showpiece six-shooter is stolen. Message Board

M*A*S*H [TVPG] "None Like It Hot"  (#7.6) 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM User Rating: 7.5/10 (26 votes) Hawkeye and B.J. keep their cure for a heat wave secret. Message Board

M*A*S*H [TVPG] "A Night at Rosie's"  (#7.23) 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM User Rating: 7.6/10 (37 votes) Hawkeye and B.J. find a new way to relieve depression. Message Board

Sortilegio 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Una sencilla pueblerina no sospecha que su prometido le miente.

Don Francisco Presenta [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM User Rating: 1.6/10 (10 votes) Entrevistas con personalidades hispanas del mundo del entretenimiento y el deporte. Message Board

Local Programming [1] 11:00 PM - 11:30 PM

Noticiero Univision: Última Hora 11:30 PM - 12:00 AM Conductor: Enrique Gratas.

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 3" 9:00 PM - 10:00 PM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board

Tough Love [TVPG] 10:00 PM - 11:00 PM When put on trial for scandalous past dating crimes, the women are horrified and outraged. Message Board

100 Most Shocking Music Moments [TV14] "Hour 3" 11:00 PM - 12:00 AM Startling moments in music; host Chris Jericho. Message Board