| 11:00 PM | Lopez Tonight: Actress Eva Longoria; Laker basketball star Kobe Bryant; Ellen DeGeneres |
| 12:00 AM | My Name Is Earl - I Won't Die With a Little Help From My Friends: Real-life events filter into Earl's fevered mind as he lies unconscious. |
| 12:30 AM | My Name Is Earl - Stole a Motorcycle: Randy asks Joy and Darnell to help him solve the mystery of a stolen motorcycle. |
| 1:00 AM | Sex and the City - Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl...: Carrie's new beau is bisexual; genders blur for Charlotte and Miranda. |
| 1:30 AM | Sex and the City - Politically Erect: A politician courts Carrie; Miranda and Steve test their commitment. |
| 2:00 AM | Lopez Tonight: Actress Eva Longoria; Laker basketball star Kobe Bryant; Ellen DeGeneres |
| 3:00 AM | Get Smart's Bruce and Lloyd Out of Control: Two technical wizards must prevent KAOS from locating a missing invisibility device. |
| 4:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Ride Scare: Al finds a mandatory ride-share program unpleasant. |
| 5:00 AM | Married ... With Children - Al Goes Deep: To raise quick cash, Al and Jefferson bet on a high-school football game. |
| 5:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Shoeway to Heaven: Selling '70s-style shoes makes Al's store popular. |
| 6:00 AM | Married ... With Children - Driving Mr. Boondy: Al must retake his drivers test with Bud as DMV instructor. |
| 6:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Kelly Breaks Out: Acne threatens Kelly's career doing ads for a brewery. |
| 7:00 AM | Saved by the Bell - No Hope With Dope: A teen star films a commercial at Bayside. |
| 7:30 AM | Saved by the Bell - Rockumentary: Zack dreams his rock group hits the big time. Narrator: Casey Kasem. |
| 8:00 AM | Saved by the Bell - Cut Day: Zack bets Slater he can cut classes. |
| 8:30 AM | Saved by the Bell - A Home for Christmas: Zack and the gang meet a homeless girl and her father. |
| 9:00 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Fresh Prince, The Movie: Murder witness Will enters a witness protection program and life in an Alabama trailer park. |
| 9:30 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Will's Misery: A new sorority pledge plans to teach Will a lesson; guest Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. |
| 10:00 AM | Just Shoot Me - A Spy in the House of Me: Maya's first love rekindles their flame; Finch puts a new intern to work. |
| 10:30 AM | Home Improvement - Where There's a Will, There's a Way: Tim cannot bring himself to sign his will. |
| 11:00 AM | Home Improvement - Abandoned Family: The household sinks into chaos with Tim at the helm. |
| 11:30 AM | Yes, Dear - Mr. Big Shot: Greg makes a shocking discovery about himself while on vacation. |
| 12:00 PM | Yes, Dear - Kim's New Nanny: Another mother tricks Kim into hiring a new nanny (Betty White). |
| 12:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Frank the Writer: Frank submits a column idea to Ray's editor. |
| 1:00 PM | The King of Queens - Missing Links: Doug and Carrie search for a compatible couple to take with them to the firm's annual golf outing. |
| 1:30 PM | The King of Queens - The Shmenkmans: Doug and Carrie search for new friends, who do not have children. |
| 2:00 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - I Wish I Were Gus: Ray hopes his eulogy for Uncle Gus will resolve a family feud. |
| 2:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Standard Deviation: Robert's project stirs Ray's and Debra's competitive streaks. |
| 3:00 PM | Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Sad, Sad, LeRoy Brown: Curtis' neighbor proves to be a poor houseguest; Calvin falls for a con artist. |
| 3:30 PM | Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Sad, Sad, LeRoy Brown: Curtis grows tired of Mr. Brown being a houseguest; Malik gets a tattoo. |
| 4:00 PM | According to Jim - Getting to Know You: Cheryl is envious of her girlfriend's necklace and entreats Jim to buy her expensive jewelry. |
| 4:30 PM | According to Jim - ABC's & 123's: Jim lies to Ruby's teacher in order to lighten her work load. |
| 5:00 PM | Friends - The One With Rachel's Date: Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. |
| 5:30 PM | Friends - The One at the Beach: Phoebe takes the gang to a beach house for the weekend; guest Teri Garr. |
| 6:00 PM | Seinfeld - The Mom and Pop Store: George buys a convertible the salesman claims once belonged to Jon Voight. |
| 6:30 PM | The Office - The Return: Oscar returns from his long vacation; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target. |
| 7:00 PM | My Name Is Earl - BB: Earl sets out to reunite an old crush with her estranged father. |
| 7:30 PM | My Name Is Earl - Mailbox: A bored Catalina offers to help Earl with number 75 on his list. |
| 8:00 PM | The Office - Weight Loss Part 1: Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. |
| 8:30 PM | The Office - Weight Loss Part 2: Jim misses Pam, who is away at art school. |
| 9:00 PM | The Office - Business Ethics: Jim makes Dwight observe the company's ``time theft'' policy. |
| 9:30 PM | The Office - Baby Shower: Michael tells Holly he will pretend to not like her for Jan's benefit. |
| 10:00 PM | The Office - Crime Aid: Michael helps Pam get a part-time job so she can afford art school. |
| 10:30 PM | The Office - Employee Transfer: Pam is embarrassed when no one else at corporate wears a costume on Halloween. |
| 11:00 PM | Lopez Tonight: Actor Jamie Foxx; singer Marc Anthony |