| 11:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Soap Opera Party: Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop party being thrown by Joey. |
| 12:00 AM | Friends - The One With the Unagi: Chandler needs a St. Valentine's Day gift for Monica; Rachel and Phoebe take a self-defense class. |
| 12:30 AM | According to Jim - The Ego Boost: Jim thinks an ex-girlfriend wants him back. |
| 1:00 AM | Family Guy - The King Is Dead: Lois asks Peter to be the producer of ``The King and I.'' |
| 1:30 AM | South Park - Tom's Rhinoplasty: A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship. |
| 2:00 AM | Scrubs - His Story IV: A patient's presence causes a political debate. |
| 2:30 AM | George Lopez - George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage: George and Angie compete to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. |
| 3:00 AM | Star Trek: The Next Generation - Starship Mine: Thieves posing as technicians trap Picard as lethal rays bombard the Enterprise. |
| 4:00 AM | Frasier - Dr. Nora: A new radio show follows Frasier's; guests Christine Baranski, Piper Laurie. |
| 4:30 AM | Local Programming |
| 9:00 AM | Maury: Paternity tests. |
| 10:00 AM | Maury: A man takes a paternity test to prove he did not father his girlfriend's cousin's baby. |
| 11:00 AM | Jerry Springer: A woman suspects her stripper boyfriend is cheating on her; a lesbian decides she wants a man. |
| 12:00 PM | The Steve Wilkos Show: A man is accused of molesting his daughter when she was seven years old. |
| 1:00 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 1:30 PM | Street Court: Judge Mazz holds court across America at the scenes of disputes. |
| 2:00 PM | Judge Mathis: A woman sues her deceased sister's friend for a phone bill, lost wages and personal property. |
| 3:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Tyra speaks candidly with a panel of adolescent girls about teen pregnancy. |
| 4:00 PM | The Tyra Show: Author and TV personality J. Alexander discusses his new memoir. |
| 5:00 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? - Muppets Week |
| 5:30 PM | Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
| 6:00 PM | Inside Edition: The new movie ``2012'' predicts that the world will end in that year. |
| 6:30 PM | Local Programming |
| 7:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Best H.O. Money can Buy: Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl. |
| 7:30 PM | Family Guy - Stewie B. Goode: Stewie gets homicidal during swimming lessons; Stewie takes up drinking. |
| 8:00 PM | 90210 - A Trip to the Moon: Teddy helps Jackie plan a surprise half-birthday party for Silver; Dixon wants to confront Sasha. |
| 9:00 PM | Melrose Place - Ocean: The police search for Auggie; an incident at work forces Jonah to pretend he is engaged to Ella. |
| 10:00 PM | Local Programming |
| 11:00 PM | Two and a Half Men - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded: Charlie hopes to consummate his relationship with Mia. |
| 11:30 PM | Friends - The One With the Fertility Test: Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance at a fertility clinic. |