| 11:00 PM | Lopez Tonight: Writer and producer Larry David; Kelly Osbourne |
| 12:00 AM | Seinfeld - The Cigar-Store Indian: Jerry's gift to Elaine offends Elaine's friend; guest Al Roker. |
| 12:30 AM | Seinfeld - The Conversion: Jerry thinks his girlfriend has a fungus; George converts. |
| 1:00 AM | Sex and the City - The Big Time: Carrie runs into Mr. Big; Charlotte feels that Trey may be ``the one''; Steve wants a baby. |
| 1:30 AM | Sex and the City: Four single women search for romance in New York. |
| 2:00 AM | Lopez Tonight: Writer and producer Larry David; Kelly Osbourne |
| 3:00 AM | Meet the Parents: A woman's father thinks her boyfriend is unworthy. |
| 5:00 AM | Married ... With Children - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked: The women escort the men to a strip joint. |
| 5:30 AM | Married ... With Children - I Want My Psycho Dad: When a show is canceled for violence, Al pickets the station. |
| 6:00 AM | Married ... With Children - I Want My Psycho Dad: Al and the gang head to Washington to get their favorite TV show reinstated. |
| 6:30 AM | Married ... With Children - Kelly Takes a Shot: To win an acting role, Kelly must shoot an apple off Bud's head with a bow and arrow. |
| 7:00 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - Zack, Lies & Videotape: Professor Lasky challenges Zack to find out what women want. |
| 7:30 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - Rush Week: A fraternity excludes Screech from an open house. |
| 8:00 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - Slater's War: Slater must choose between a ski trip or a protest. |
| 8:30 AM | Saved by the Bell: The College Years - The Homecoming: A football hero alumnus makes advances toward Kelly. |
| 9:00 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Will Steps Out: Will thinks Lisa is dating another guy; guest Susan Powter. |
| 9:30 AM | The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Same Game, Next Season: Will makes a good impression with Lisa's dad (John Amos). |
| 10:00 AM | Just Shoot Me - Nina Sees Red: A night of passion with Nina puts Red in the hospital; guests Brian Dennehy, Tyra Banks. |
| 10:30 AM | Home Improvement - Dances With Tools: Tim buys Jill ballroom-dancing lessons for their anniversary. |
| 11:00 AM | Home Improvement - You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts: Tim refuses to ask directions to a wedding during a blizzard. |
| 11:30 AM | Yes, Dear - Trophy Husband: Jimmy is unhappy when Dominic is rewarded for losing. |
| 12:00 PM | Yes, Dear - Home Is Where the Heart Isn't: Greg worries about job security after taking a two-week paternity leave. |
| 12:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Debra's Sick: To save time, Ray schedules a meeting with Terry Bradshaw at the pediatrician's office. |
| 1:00 PM | The King of Queens - Lush Life: Doug tries to get Carrie inebriated so he can cheat on his diet. |
| 1:30 PM | The King of Queens - Surprise Artie: Carrie's surprise birthday party for Arthur is ruined when Doug loses the guest of honor. |
| 2:00 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - The Ball: Ray learns his Mickey Mantle autographed baseball is a fake. |
| 2:30 PM | Everybody Loves Raymond - Who's Handsome?: Debra's compliments to insecure Robert (Brad Garrett) prompt Ray (Ray Romano) to change. |
| 3:00 PM | Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Living With Liz: Curtis is unhappy when Liz moves in with the Paynes. |
| 3:30 PM | Tyler Perry's House of Payne - There's No Place Like Home: Upon her release from rehab, Janine seeks Ella's help in preparing for a job interview. |
| 4:00 PM | According to Jim - Paintball: Cheryl convinces Jim to attend a cooking class, then reluctantly agrees to play paintball with him. |
| 4:30 PM | According to Jim - The Empty Gesture: Cheryl gets stranded on the roof, but no one notices until she disables the television. |
| 5:00 PM | Friends - The One With Monica's Boots: Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots; Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert. |
| 5:30 PM | Friends - The One With the 'Cuffs: Chandler has a sexy encounter with Rachel's boss; Monica caters her mom's party. |
| 6:00 PM | Seinfeld - The Switch: Kramer's mom (Sheree North) reveals her son's name to George; guest Terry Sweeney. |
| 6:30 PM | The Office - Business School: Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat. |
| 7:00 PM | My Name Is Earl - Stole a Badge: Earl tries to return a badge that he stole from a police officer several years earlier. |
| 7:30 PM | My Name Is Earl - Made a Lady Think I Was God: Earl confronts number 12 on his list when Joy needs a restraining order lifted. |
| 8:00 PM | The Wizard of Oz: A tornado whisks a Kansas farm girl to a magic land. Based on the book by L. Frank Baum. |
| 10:15 PM | RV: A man rents an enormous motor-home and takes his dysfunctional family on vacation. |