Not Bewitched XXX (2008) (V)

Director:

Will Ryder

Writer:

Will Ryder (story)

Release Date:

23 September 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Adult

Plot:

Samantha and Darren are about to celebrate Tabitha's first birthday when Aunt Clara uses a magic spell to turn Tabitha into an 18 year old...

Plot Keywords:

Hardcore | Spoof | Sex

Awards:

4 wins & 13 nominations

Cast

Jenna Haze	...	Samantha
Teagan	...	Tabitha
Eva Angelina	...	Aunt Clara
Nina Hartley	...	Endora
Michelle Avanti	...	Gladys
Mike Horner	...	Darren
James Bartholet	...	Larry
Ron Jeremy	...	Dr. Bombay
Sasha Grey	...	Sexy Model
Sunny Lane	...	Harem Girl 1
Aurora Snow	...	Harem Girl 2
Dino Bravo	...	Abner
Aaron Wilcox	...	Model Stud (as Aaron Wilcoxxx)
Nathan Threat	...	Lifesize negro doll
James Deen	...	Lifesize white doll

Runtime:

143 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:X

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Adam & Eve Productions

Quotes:

Gladys: Abner, there's trouble at the Stevens house again. There's a negro chasing Tabitha around the house.
Abner: A negro? There are no negros in this neighborhood.
Gladys: I'm telling you, there's a colored man, I'm calling the police.
Abner: Go ahead and call the police Gladys, but first make me a pestrami sandwich, alright?

Movie Connections:

References "Bewitched" (1964)

Nosewigglin' witches looking better than ever

*** This comment may contain spoilers ***

Will Ryder capitalizes on his own Not the Brady's XXX by going even further back into sixties television history for his next project: an adult version of Bewitched. And according to interviews, this was actually his first choice to parody over The Brady Bunch. Note that this is an 'adaption' of the original series and has nothing to do with that Nicole Kidman/Will Ferrell movie. Obviously not even the adult industry wants to burn his hands on that disaster. The film opens with some nice cheap computer animation featuring stills of the actors converted into drawings instead of the other way around. Now personally, I was always more into "I dream of Jeannie". But I guess Bewitched does have a larger cast of female parts, which is always handy for a porn, even if in the original version most of them were played by ugly old bats. In this XXX version, they are all stunner's, even if they are made up to wear some wonky wigs.

Viewers expecting lead character Samantha (Jenna Haze) to see a lot of action are in for a bit of a disappointment: like nearly every cast member she only gets one sex scene, and it's with her husband Darren (the legendary Mike Horner who is actually old enough to be Jenna's dad). I have noticed before that the current trend in adult features is to play it safe and have one sex scene per actor, with the possible addition of a solo girl scene for the hottest blonde in the cast. That distinction goes to Teagan, who plays baby Tabitha - magically turned 18 by dotty Aunt Clara (Eva Angelina) on her first birthday. Another current trend is that the character hardly ever seem to cheat on their spouses any more (which used to be what porn was all about) though in this case, nose neighbor Gladys (Michelle Avanti) does get it on with a plastic doll turned into flesh and blood by Tabitha.

Ron Jeremy cameos as Dr. Bombay and presides over a 7 way lesbian orgy in the Sahara desert (but does not join in) All seven members of his Harem are dressed in variations on Jeannie's outfit, but it's just not the same. Nina Hartley appears as Samantha's sardonic mom Endora, but alas she never joins in any of the intercourse either. I guess having one Eighties porn star (Horner) conduct in sex is enough nowadays. Actually, there are quite a few more porn actors in non sex roles: Ron Jeremy sound alike James Bartholet as Larry, Dino Bravo as Abner and Jack Lawrence as a cop. Then again, nobody watches these kind of films for the men anyway. Luckilly there are a lot of women like Sasha Grey (as an unnamed model who works for Larry and Darren's ad agency), Jenna, Teagan, Michelle and Eva who all get out the goods. It is the last of these, as Aunt Clara who gets to wrap up the film in an attempt to set right her spell which turned Tabitha into an adult and she certainly throws herself into the situation with gusto.

Will Ryder certainly struck a cord with these sitcom parodies, for soon Hustler and New Sensations were copying the format and churning out one sitcom based feature after another. And because the original series live forever in syndication and on DVD, you can betcha these porn versions will be sought out by porn enthusiasts of the future for generations to come. Therefore I guess it won't be long before we get to see a similar take on I dream of Jeannie.

7 out of 10