Stan Helsing (2009)

Director:

Bo Zenga

Writer (WGA):

Bo Zenga (written by)

Genre:

Comedy | Horror

Plot:

It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend ...

Plot Keywords:

Halloween | Copped Feel | Animal Killing | Reference To Michael Jackson | Cab

Cast

Steve Howey	...	Stan
Diora Baird	...	Nadine
Kenan Thompson	...	Teddy
Desi Lydic	...	Mia
Leslie Nielsen	...	Kay
Kit Zenga	...	Orphan
Darren Moore	...	Crazy
Twan Holliday	...	Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton	...	Fweddy
Travis MacDonald	...	Hitcher
Lee Tichon	...	Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger	...	Mason
Charles Zuckermann	...	Needlehead
Jeff Gulka	...	Lucky
Chad Krowchuk	...	Sully
Nathan Dashwood	...	Busboy
Derek Watt	...	Timmy
Ray G. Thunderchild	...	Husband (as Ray Thunderchild)
Hilary Strang	...	Hippie Lady
Jeremy Crittenden	...	Altar Boy
Robin Nielsen	...	Employee #1
Lara Babalola	...	Employee #2
John Burnside	...	Security Guard
Zainab Musa	...	Girl #1
Alain Chanoine	...	Guy #1
Denyc	...	Bride #1
Holly Eglington	...	Bride #2 (as Holly Eglinton)
Ildiko Ferenczi	...	Bride #3
Aaron Rota	...	Kid #1
Steven Garr	...	Vendor
Elysia Rotaru	...	Hot Girl #1
Jessica Olafson	...	Hot Girl #2
Zorianna Kit	...	Herself
Bo Zenga	...	1st AD
Jenny Mitchell	...	Woman Customer
John Wildman	...	Director
Kathryn Kirkpatrick	...	Fat Lady
James Ashcroft	...	Dead Body
John DeSantis	...	Frankenstein
Ryan Steele	...	Wolfman
Tara Wilson	...	Screaming Woman
Colin Foo	...	Choking Old Man
Grayson Szakacs	...	Michael Jackson (as Gray Szakacs)
Chris Shields	...	Barack Obama
Duane Dickinson	...	Fire Patron
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Mikey Granger	...	The Robber (uncredited)
Jon Johnson	...	Afroman (uncredited)
Kelsey McIlroy	...	Teenager in movie store (uncredited)

Directed by
Bo Zenga

Writing credits (WGA)
Bo Zenga		(written by)

Produced by
Christian Arnold-Beutel	....	executive producer
Scott M. Boggio	....	executive producer
William G. Brown	....	executive producer
Devon DeLapp	....	associate producer
Gregory R. Greenfield	....	executive producer
Jere Hausfater	....	executive producer
Elek Hendrickson	....	co-producer (as Elek Lars Hendrickson)
Mark Jacobs	....	executive producer
Scott LaStaiti	....	executive producer
Karen Lauder	....	executive producer
Rob Lycar	....	line producer
Lindsay MacAdam	....	executive producer
Lionel S. Margolick	....	executive producer
Shannon McA'Nulty	....	co-producer
Valeska Ramet	....	co-producer
Dylan Russell	....	executive producer
Kirk Shaw	....	producer
Stacey Shaw	....	associate producer
Scott Steindorff	....	producer
Adam Voghell	....	associate producer
Ryan Scott Warren	....	co-producer
Bo Zenga	....	producer

Original Music by
Ryan Shore

Cinematography by
Robert C. New

Film Editing by
Dennis M. Hill
Sterling Scott

Casting by
Freddy Luis
Anne McCarthy
Jay Scully

Production Design by
Chris August

Art Direction by
Anneke Van Oort

Set Decoration by
Shirley Inget

Costume Design by
Angelina Kekich
Zohra Shahalimi		(uncredited)

Makeup Department
Keith Arbuthnot	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Keith [roach-cock] Arbuthnot)
Anthony Allen Barlow	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Anthony [the beast] Barlow)
Julie Beaton	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Julie [ber-lak beater] Beaton)
Jennifer Beebe	....	assistant makeup artist
Jeny Cassady	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Jeny [puppet-sex] Cassady)
Charmaine Clark	....	hair department head
Lorri Dionne	....	administration: MFX (as Lorri [don't call me, I call you] Dionne)
Cara Doell	....	hair stylist
Mike Fields	....	lead prosthetic artist: MFX (as Mike [don't blame me for Narnia] Fields)
Felix Fox	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Felix [comb-over Frankie] Fox)
Rachel Griffin	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Rachel [stargate jersey owner] Griffin)
Kim Harmon	....	administration: MFX (as Kim [you guys want to buy what..?]Harmon)
Kathy Howatt	....	makeup department head
Brittany Isaacs	....	second assistant makeup artist
Kathryn Jarymy	....	assistant makeup artist
Todd Masters	....	prosthetic and makeup effects designer: MFX (as Todd [mad dog] Masters)
Todd Masters	....	supervisor: MFX (as Todd [mad dog] Masters)
Connor McCullagh	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Conor [can I borrow some stuff] McCullough)
Ann McLaren	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Ann [glue you] McLaren)
Yukiyo Okajima	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Yukiyo [punch me] Okajima)
Sarah Pickersgill	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Sarah [dumbass supervisor] Pickersgill)
Nicholas Podbrey	....	coordinator: MFX (as Nicholas [call me anytime of the day or night] Podbrey)
Sam Polin	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Sam [quarter-gram] Polin)
Werner Pretorius	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Werner [monkey-gland] Pretorius)
Brad Proctor	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Brad [B-Rad] Proctor)
Dan Rebert	....	prosthetic and makeup effects designer: MFX (as Dan [the man] Rebert)
Dan Rebert	....	supervisor: MFX (as Dan [the man] Rebert)
Geoff Redknap	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Geoff [for once a movie he's not in] Redknap)
Lori Sandnes	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Lori [can I have the check please] Sandnes)
Stacy Scofield	....	administration: MFX (as Stacy [gett'r done] Scoffield)
Kristi Strang	....	assistant makeup artist
Jason Ward	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Jason [vs. Freddy vs. Manhattan] Ward)
Vince Yoshida	....	prosthetic artist: MFX (as Vince [Vinnie the Pooh] Yoshida)

Production Management
Rob Lycar	....	production manager
Donald Munro	....	unit manager
Adam Voghell	....	post-production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Peter Dashkewytch	....	first assistant director
David Heimbecker	....	third assistant director
Quincy Wheeler-Hendren	....	second assistant director

Art Department
Dean Barker	....	property master
Shane Bonneau	....	set dresser
Justin Coutu	....	lead carpenter
Sandrina Crow	....	set dresser
Roger Dole	....	assistant set decorator
Melissa Dutchak	....	set dresser
Salmon Harris	....	storyboard artist
David Inkster	....	on-set dresser
Mark Jones	....	set dresser
Leonardo Lara	....	set dresser (as Leo Lara)
Adam Lowe	....	lead carpenter
Ian Nothnagel	....	lead dresser
Chris Thompson	....	construction coordinator
Merewyn Wagner	....	props
Neil Westlake	....	graphic designer
Alexandra Jastrzembska	....	set dresser (uncredited)

Sound Department
Matt Hovland	....	adr mixer
Graham Timmer	....	sound mixer

Special Effects by
Sam Armstrong	....	special effects technician
Steve Chase	....	assistant special effects
Myriam Couroyner	....	special effects technician
Richard Elder	....	special effects technician
Tibor Farkas	....	special effects makeup
Kris Grunewald	....	special effects technician
Ben Krakowsky	....	special effects technician
Brant McIlroy	....	special effects coordinator
John Moore	....	special effects technician
Martin Testa	....	special effects coordinator
Chris Valagao	....	special effects technician (as Chris Valago)
Kelsey McIlroy	....	special effects (uncredited)

Visual Effects by
Emil Chang	....	visual effects artist
Douglas Kerr	....	visual effects artist
James McLeod	....	visual effects artist

Stunts
Shawn Beaton	....	stunt double
Janene Carleton	....	stunt double: Diora Baird
Steven McMichael	....	stunt coordinator (as Steve McMichael)
Jeff Sanca	....	stunt driver
Brad Turner	....	stunt double: Steve Howey
Owen Walstrom	....	stunt coordinator

Camera and Electrical Department
Dustin Allen	....	lamp operator
Ed Araquel	....	stills photographer
Peter Carty	....	first assistant camera: "b" camera
Herb DeWaal	....	key rigging grip
Dave Dibdin	....	dolly grip: "a" camera
Sacha Fassaert	....	first assistant camera: "a" camera
Mike Fiedler	....	grip
Spiro Grant	....	camera trainee
Mike Green	....	second assistant camera: "a" camera
Dwight Hartnett	....	second assistant camera: "b" camera
James M. Jackson	....	best boy electric
Gilbert Jamault	....	generator operator
Burton 'Joe' Kuchera	....	gaffer
Chris Martin	....	grip
Paul Stoker Mayne	....	electrician
Paul Mitchnick	....	camera operator: "a" camera
Marc Nolet	....	grip
Vince Phillips	....	key grip
Kyle Ruiterman	....	dolly grip: "b" camera
Courtland Sandover-Sly	....	grip
Eike Schroter	....	still photographer
Gary Stamford	....	set electrician
Ken Sutherland	....	camera loader
Jason Tidsbury	....	light balloon technician
Chris Weiss	....	loader
Lohengrin Zapiain	....	Steadicam operator
Lohengrin Zapiain	....	camera operator: "b" camera
Tom MacNeill	....	lamp operator (uncredited)

Casting Department
Kara Eide	....	casting assistant
Kellie Gesell	....	casting associate
Tiffany Mak	....	casting: canada
Laura Toplass	....	casting
Rhiannon Wescott	....	casting associate

Costume and Wardrobe Department
Joi Kittredge	....	costume set supervisor

Editorial Department
Jason Koroluk	....	uncredited
Jesse Lyon	....	first assistant editor
Joshua Paul	....	director of editorial
Christopher A. Smith	....	additional editing

Music Department
Paul Cristo	....	orchestrator
Alexandra Hill	....	music supervision executive
Amine Ramer	....	co-music supervisor

Transportation Department
Kent MacDonald	....	unit driver
John Sorenson	....	driver: cast

Other crew
Dustin Lee Abram	....	key production assistant
Jeny Cassady	....	puppeteer
Lea Coffman	....	stand-in: Desi
Jeannine Dupuy	....	script supervisor
Michael Farias	....	assistant location manager
Micah Gardener	....	production coordinator
Sean Hanlin	....	security coordinator
Alexandra Hill	....	music supervision executive
Jon Johnson	....	stand-in: Teddy
Jamie Lake	....	location manager
Tricia Leigh	....	accounting clerk
Jim McKeown	....	unit publicist
Finn Michael	....	stand-in: Stan
Odessa Munroe	....	choreographer
Bonnie Smart	....	stand-in: Nadine
Lilian Umurungi	....	legal and business affairs assistant
Mike Witherington	....	set security
Darcy Woodley	....	animal trainer
Dylan Gray Woodley	....	dog trainer
Steve Woodley	....	animal coordinator

Production Companies

• Boz Productions
• Helsing Releasing
• Insight Productions

Distributors

• Paradiso Entertainment (2009) (Netherlands) (theatrical)
• Anchor Bay Entertainment (2009) (Australia) (DVD)
• Anchor Bay Entertainment (2009) (USA) (all media)
• Scanbox Entertainment (2009) (Finland) (all media)

Special Effects

• Masters FX (prosthetic FX & character FX)

Other Companies

• Cutting Edge Group  music services
• NovaStar Digital  adr facilities and services
• Post Modern Sound  audio post-production by
• Runway  post-production services
• Soundtrack  ADR Facility

MPAA:

Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language.

Runtime:

108 min

Country:

USA | Canada

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:R (certificate #45237) | Canada:13+ (Quebec) | Canada:14A (British Columbia/Ontario) | Canada:18A (Manitoba) | Australia:MA | Singapore:M18 | Ireland:15 | UK:18

Filming Locations:

Cloverdale, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

Company:

Boz Productions

Trivia:

Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason (2003), while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.

Goofs:

Errors in geography: Although the movie is set in Los Angeles the speedometer of a minivan is marked in Canadian kilometers.

Quotes:

Mason: We're not gonna go that easy.
Stan Helsing: Oh, actually, you both have the same weakness.

Movie Connections:

References The Blair Witch Project (1999)

The Disaster movie Part 2

Here come another spoof.

The plot: It's Halloween night and video store clerk Stan Helsing just got stuck with a last minute request to deliver some videos. With his best friend, his best friend's date, and a smoking hot ex-girlfriend waiting to go to a party, Stan convinces them to take a side trip to Stormy Night Estates for the drop.

But the group gets locked inside and Stan discovers he's actually Stan Van Helsing, descendant of the famed monster killer. Now, to lift a curse from the town and get his friends home safely, Stan must defeat the six greatest movie monsters of all time: Fweddy, Mason, Needlehead, Lucky, Michael Criers and Pleatherface.

This movie is so Silly but it is only 1% better then the worst spoof of all time The Disaster movie,This movie it not funny at all, I didn't like it at all. It didn't make me laugh Once 1/10.

Please Avoid this movie.