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"The Big Bang Theory" The Loobenfeld Decay (2008)

Sheldon Cooper: Okay, then, riddle me this: Assuming all the good Terminators were originally evil Terminators created by Skynet but then reprogrammed by John Connor, why would Skynet, an artificial computer intelligence, bother to create a petite, hot, 17-year old killer robot?
Leonard: Skynet is kinky?

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[as Penny sings]
Leonard: What the hell is that?
Sheldon Cooper: I don't know, but if cats could sing... they'd hate it too.

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Sheldon Cooper: [Leonard lied to Penny] So, no physiological reactions while lying is characteristic of a violent sociopath.
Leonard: Sheldon, are you afraid for your safety?
Sheldon Cooper: Not really. If you wanted to kill me, you would have done it a long time ago.

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Penny: Sheldon, have you any idea what time it is?
Sheldon Cooper: Of course I do. My watch is linked to the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado. It's accurate to one-tenth of a second. But as I'm saying this, it occurs to me that you may have again been asking a rhetorical question.

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Leonard: I already lied. Why cover it up with another lie?
Sheldon Cooper: Because your lie was painfully transparent, whereas my lie is exquisitely convoluted. While you were sleeping, I was busy weaving an un-unravelable web.

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Leonard: [as Sheldon knocks outside his door] It'd be so much easier if I were a violent sociopath.

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Howard Wolowitz: It's your Millennium Falcon, you and Chewbacca can do whatever you want. Me and Princess Leia will find something else to do.

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Toby: How about this for motivation? I was sexually abused in the Phillippines by a clubfooted chaplain.
Sheldon Cooper: No. We're going with middle child and a genetic predispositon to improper serotonin production.
Toby: How do you play genetic predisposition?
Sheldon Cooper: Subtextually, of course!

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Sheldon Cooper: Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes.

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Sheldon Cooper: [discussing why Leonard lied to Penny to get out of hearing her sing] Then I suppose you could have agreed to go.
Leonard: And, what would I have said afterwards?
Sheldon Cooper: I would suggest something to the effect of: "Singing is neither an appropriate vocation, nor avocation for you, and if you disagree, I'd recommend you have a CAT scan to look a tumor pressing on the cognitive processing centers of your brain!"

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