Bloodlines (2007) (V)

Directors:

Stephen Durham
Henry Kingi Jr. (co-director)

Writers:

Stephen Durham (writer)
Tricia Liebegott (writer)

Release Date:

31 July 2007 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Tagline:

Only The Trees Hear You Scream

Plot:

In the sticks of Kentucky, a demented family of inbreds begin the process of cleaning up their blood line...

Plot Keywords:

Abductor | Murder

Cast

  (Credited cast)

Grace Johnston	...	Amber Strickland
Tracy Kay	...	Jenny (as Tracy Kay Wolfe)
Jason Padgett	...	Billy Bob
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Molly Berg	...	Candy
Nikki Corinne	...	Dawn
Mallory Durham	...	Sassy Young Girl
Ron Durham	...	Sheriff
Cindy Fair	...	Maybel Sue
Jackie Falcon	...	Josie
Patrick Gallaway	...	Squirm Hackford
L.C. Holt	...	Royce #2
Zoran Jacimovic	...	Clarence
Dorian Kingi	...	Bear Strickland
Lesa Mason	...	Shawna
Ron McCoy	...	Old Geezer
Brandon Peters	...	Royce Hackford
Douglas Tait	...	Brody Strickland

Also Known As:

Stickville (USA) (working title)

Runtime:

USA:92 min | UK:91 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Alabama, USA

Company:

Storytyme Entertainment

Trivia:

The movie was funded by friends and family with the largest investments from firefighters and teachers.

Movie Connections:

References Mortal Kombat (1992) (VG)

Moronic

Why is it that ninety percent of the of the movies I've watched from THINKfilm have been so silly and so dumb? Pretty ironic, don't you THINK? Bloodlines is no exception.

First of all, it slanders southerners much like the recent Horrorfest III crap-fest, From Within. However unlike that bilge this is so un-serious that it only provides passing annoyance.

This was supposed to take place in Kentucky, so what was with the Confederate battle flags on the gas station wall and the dope with the rebel hat? Last time I checked, Kentucky wasn't part of the Confederacy. They were neutral in the war between the states like a bunch of Kentucky fried chickens!

Where did they dig up that woman in the skull shirt? She was off the charts obnoxious. Every time she opened her nasty mouth I got sick. It makes me wish the director could have arranged for Vince, the Sham-Wow guy to show up and slap her in the chops like he did that Miami prostitute. I would've immediately upgraded this to ten stars!

Finally, how unrealistic were the scenes of women being forced to fight to the death in that dirt patch? Didn't the filmmakers know that the proper way to force a lady to fight another lady to the death is to make them do it in their underwear on a well oiled tarp or in a kiddie pool. Doesn't everyone know that?

THINK next time, boys!