Blonde and Blonder (2007)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Director:

Dean Hamilton

Writers:

Rolfe Kanefsky (screenplay) and
Gerry Anderson (screenplay) ...

Release Date:

18 January 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy | Crime

Plot:

Comic mayhem ensues when two lovely blondes, Dee and Dawn, are mistaken as international mob killers.

Plot Keywords:

Blonde | Strip Club | Dumb Blonde | Casino | Canadian Stereotype

Cast

Pamela Anderson	...	Dee Twiddle
Denise Richards	...	Dawn St. Dom
Emmanuelle Vaugier	...	The Cat
Meghan Ory	...	The Kit
Joey Aresco	...	Agent Campbell
Gary Chalk	...	Agent Gardenia
Jay Brazeau	...	Louie Ramoli
Woody Jeffreys	...	Ad Pilot / Ken
Kevin P. Farley	...	Leo (as Kevin Farley)
John Farley	...	Swan
Byron Mann	...	Mr. Wong
Patrick Pon	...	Hugo
Phoenix Ly	...	One Eye
Douglas Newell	...	Frank
Alex Bruhanski	...	Godfather

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual material, including suggestive dialogue.

Runtime:

95 min

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

USA:PG-13 | Finland:K-11 | Singapore:NC-16 | Argentina:16 | Australia:M | Netherlands:12

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Insight Film Studios

Goofs:

Continuity: When the girls are being shown to their hotel room by the bus boy, they leave one suitcase behind with him as they walk down the corridor. The suitcase is not seen in the next long shot of the corridor, but in the next scene where he arrives at their hotel room, he has the suitcase once again.

Movie Connections:

Referenced in The Making of 'Blonde and Blonder' (2007) (V)

Soundtrack:

Thats What I Love About You

More like Stupid and Stupider

When I was at the movie store the other day, I passed up Blonde and Blonder, but something about it just seemed like it could possibly be a cute movie. Who knows? I mean, I'm sure most people bashed Romy and Michelle before they saw it, Blonde and Blonder might have just been another secret treasure that was passed up. But when I started watching it: Executive Producer Pamela Anderson, wow, I knew I was in for something scary. Not only that, but both of what were considered the pinnacle of hotness: Pam Anderson and Denise Richards, not to offend them, but they were not aging well at all and they're playing roles that I think were more meant for women who are supposed to be in their 20's, not their 40's. The story was just plain bad and obnoxious.

Dee and Dawn are your beyond stupid stereotypical blonde's, they really don't have a clue when it comes to what is going on in the world, it's just really sad. But when the girls are somehow mistaken for murder assassins, the cops are on their tale and are actually calling the girls geniuses due to their "ignorance is bliss" attitudes. They are set up to make a "hit" on a guy, and they think they're just going to "show him a good time", but the real assassin is ticked and wants the case and to kill the girls.

Denise and Pam just look very awkward on the screen and almost like they read the script the day before. I know that this was supposed to be the stupid comedy, but it was more than stupid, it went onto obnoxious and was just unnecessary. Would I ever recommend this? Not in a million years, the girls are just at this point trying to maintain their status as "sex kittens", it's more a sign of desperation and Blonde and Blonder is a huge blonde BOMBshell.

1/10