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Baby Mama (2008) More at IMDbPro »

Rob: Do you want to come back to my...
Kate Holbrook: Yes. Absolutely!
Rob: Wow. Okay! Just to be clear, I was going to say my place...
Kate Holbrook: Uh-huh. I'm 37. I know how this works.

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Barry: Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.

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Angie Ostrowiski: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

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Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...

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Kate Holbrook: [giggling] My avatar's dressed like a whore!

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Angie Ostrowiski: Can I just spray a little PAM down there right before the baby comes out?

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Angie Ostrowiski: You people and your space age cars.

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Oscar: If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin 'Ennngghhh!

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Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000.
Angie Ostrowiski: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.

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Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought... My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this?...
Angie Ostrowiski: - Out of the question...
Carl: - that's gonna cost extr - out of the question, right. Out of the question.

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Boo-Boo Buster: Well, you sure are getting an early jump on your baby-proofing! Don't worry about a thing; it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.

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Angie Ostrowiski: [Kate is vogueing on the dance floor] Stop framing your face!
Kate Holbrook: I think it's good!
Angie Ostrowiski: It's not.

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Angie Ostrowiski: Is that what you're wearing?
Kate Holbrook: We *are* going to a nightclub.

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Carl: [angrily breaking up with Angie] I'm going to bang all your friends. Consider them banged!

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Kate Holbrook: Your water broke!
[Angie looks at her cup, confused]
Kate Holbrook: No, your water! Come on, I'll drive you to the hospital!
Angie Ostrowiski: [looking back at the sidewalk] Should we clean that up?

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Kate Holbrook: I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.

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Chaffee Bicknell: Yes, I'm expecting again.
Angie Ostrowiski: [to Kate] Expecting what? A Social Security check?
Kate Holbrook: I know; it's gross!

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Kate Holbrook: [upon learning that she's pregnant] But that's impossible! The doctors said I had a one in a million chance.
Dr. Manheim: Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets more often, if I were you.

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Angie Ostrowiski: Your stupid space car locked me in!

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Caroline: [holding her son's dirty hand] Is this chocolate or poop? Is this chocolate or poop?
Caroline: [licks son's hand and smiles] It's chocolate!
Kate Holbrook: What if that had been poop?

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Angie Ostrowiski: You went out with him?
Kate Holbrook: I did.
Angie Ostrowiski: Why?
Kate Holbrook: Oh, he's beautiful.
Angie Ostrowiski: Where?

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Kate Holbrook: Did you just stick your gum under my coffee table?
Angie Ostrowiski: [nervous] I don't know.
Kate Holbrook: What do you mean, you don't know? You think you're at an Arby's right now?
Angie Ostrowiski: You know what? I wish I was at an Arby's 'cause there's better food and cooler people there!
Kate Holbrook: [looks under the coffee table] Did you stick *all* this gum under here?
Angie Ostrowiski: I don't know! Maybe you stuck some of it under there.
Kate Holbrook: Yeah, actually, you might be right. 'Cause sometimes, when I work a really long day, I like to come home and chew a huge wad of Bubblicious gum and stick it under my reclaimed barnwood coffee table!
Angie Ostrowiski: Bitch, I don't know your life!

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Kate Holbrook: So... How long have you two been together?
Angie Ostrowiski: We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we've been together ever since.
Angie Ostrowiski: He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either so, this are going pretty good.

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Kate Holbrook: I'm sorry, I'm a little overly thorough. Some people would say that I am bossy and controlling.
Rob: No, that's just prejudice. They call you bossy and controlling because you're a woman. But if you were a man doing the same stuff... you'd just be a dick.

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Oscar: [listening to his iPod on the front steps of Kate's apartment] Here come, yo baby mama! Riding, a Suzuki.

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Kate Holbrook: So... How long have you two been together?
Angie Ostrowiski: We met the summer after I discontinued high school, and we've been together ever since.
Angie Ostrowiski: He never officially asked me to be his wife but he never asked me to not be his wife either so, things are going pretty good.

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Angie Ostrowiski: I want a common law divorce.

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Carl: I want you back. I haven't had sex in 2 weeks.
Angie Ostrowiski: I've been gone for a month.

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Angie Ostrowiski: [about Kate's ex-boyfriend's car] You know what we should do?
Kate Holbrook: What?
[Angie throws a trash can on Kate's ex-boyfriend's car]
Kate Holbrook: I was gonna say leave a funny note!

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Angie Ostrowiski: I hope you don't mind; I bought you some organic food. I thought you might want to start eating healthier food.
Kate Holbrook: Eh. That crap is for rich people who hate themselves.

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Kate Holbrook: I'm thirty seven and I want a baby.

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Dr. Manheim: [to Kate] I just don't like your uterus. Your chances of conceiving a very low.

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Kate Holbrook: [about being a surrogate] Have you done this before?
Angie Ostrowiski: No, but I know I'm good at getting pregnant.

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Angie Ostrowiski: [to Kate] There's something wrong with your toilet.

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Kate Holbrook: [about Angie] She's crazy. It's like living with a child.

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Scott: Oh, it's great! We just bought a house in Bucks county. I'm still doing stuff for Doctors Without Borders. Recently we took in some hurricane Katrina dogs. Oh, and I was in a bicycle accident that made my penis bigger.

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