Mac:
Charlie, this is our opportunity to prove to people that we are to be respected. No one is more respected than dudes in prison right?
Charlie Kelly:
Yeah.
Mac:
And what are dudes in prison?
Charlie Kelly:
Hard?
Mac:
Right; this is our chance to get hard.
Charlie Kelly:
OK OK i just don't know if this is the best way to get hard.
Mac:
Of course it is, this is totally hard. Look you want to get hard don't you?
Charlie Kelly:
I want to get hard. I want to get very very hard.
Mac:
Alright, do you want to shove heroin into your ass?
Charlie Kelly:
Dude I don't want to shove anything in my ass.
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