The Woods Have Eyes (2007)

User Rating:

4.0/10   

Director:

Anthony Indelicato

Writers:

Frank Adonis (writer)
Anthony Indelicato (writer)

Release Date:

16 October 2007 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Thriller

Tagline:

When the sun sets, the hunt begins.

Plot:

Based on a true story. Summer as usual until a group of young children go missing in the forest. Tracked by a hunter and his crazy sons, to survive the children must take revenge into their own hands.

Plot Keywords:

Woods | Legend | Mentally Handicapped | Lost In Woods | Death

Cast

Frank Adonis	...	Bubba
Joseph Anthony	...	Carmine
Ron Arabia	...	John Burg
Michael Bolten	...	Ernie
Michael Christeas	...	Luke
Darla Delgado	...	Marie Falco
Julia Denton	...	Deputy Sandy (as Julia Denton Francis)
A.J. Diaferio	...	Michael
McKae Dietrich	...	Augusta
Adam Dunnells	...	Clem
Holly Farmer	...	Sugar Myers
Amber Freeman	...	Billie Jo
Cody Greer	...	Tommy
Garrett Harrison	...	Joe
Hardeen H. Houdini	...	Deputy Willie
Ray Iglesias	...	Deputy
Heather Ignacio	...	Sophia Burg
Anthony Indelicato	...	Sheriff Demarco
Taylor Jeffers	...	Louis
Gregory Jones	...	Deputy Jefferson
John Kyle	...	Cappy
Endrick Lekay	...	Deputy
Tony Lopez	...	Jim Walsh
Randy Molnar	...	Dave Myers
Sean Molnar	...	Deputy Sheriff
Michael Orlowski	...	Deputy
Julie Pajarillo	...	Charlotte
Greg Palmer	...	Sam Cole
Donavan Peterkins	...	Deputy Freddy
Marc Shapins	...	Deputy Sheriff
Ashley Totin	...	Dannie
Dominick Vicchiullo	...	Nick Falco

Runtime:

USA:90 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Filming Locations:

Florida, USA

Company:

Woods Have Eyes, The

Movie Connections:

References The Hills Have Eyes (1977)

Worse than you can imagine

Just when I thought a flick could not get worse, I find this toilet stuffer. I suppose this was low budget, but the acting, if you call it that, could have been done better by an average group of juvenile school drop outs.

In any event, I suppose, if you watch this as a comedy, it is good to feature on your plasma as you converse with friends or do other things, peeking at the screen when you reach a very dull moment. I do mean, a very dull moment.

The woods are not scary, they look more like an RV park. The actors are horrible so, what can I say? If you have nothing better to do watch this movie as you sleep. You won't really be missing much of a show.