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Sydney White (2007) More at IMDb Pro »

Tyler: Do I make you nervous?
Sydney White: No... Tyler, was it?

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Lenny: Did they really make you sing Celine Dion?
Sydney White: Yeah.
Lenny: Do you need a place to stay?

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Lenny: You really are a dork.

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Sydney White: I'm sorry, I'm still learning to speak priss.

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Lenny: [talking about Spanky] He keeps himself happy.

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Gurkin: You can't even make it from Junior Tiger Guide to Tiger Guide
George: I'm only one badge away!
[looks at his velcro shoes]
George: Knots are hard!

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Lenny: So, uh, are you all set? Do you need anything? A hypoallergenic pillow? Humidifier? Dehumidifier? Ionizer?
Sydney White: Nope, I think I'm all goon on the medical-supply front. I've actually got
Lenny: Are you sure? There's a lot of dust. I've got loads of allergy medicine.
Sydney White: You? Allergies? I never would have guessed.

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Lenny: Oh, um, I don't know if you need any sort of special... lady products.

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Lenny: You may find this hard to believe, but most of the guys here don't have a lot of experience with girls.

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[staring at a drying sports bra]
Spanky: Dudes... that thing has touched boobs.
Terrence Lubinecki: Of course. The sturdy, breathable fabric is designed to maintain mammary elasticity.
Spanky: Shut up, Terrence. You're ruining the moment for me.

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Tyler: The Kappa's are our sorority sisters.
Sydney White: Oh! So we'll be like brother and sister?
[Tyler gives her a weird look]
Sydney White: Oh, not in the related, familiar way, but more the fraternal-sororal, sororital... is that a word? ok.

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Gurkin: Things are looking grim, brothers.

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Gurkin: [marching past Rachel Witchburn] Hi, ho.
Lenny: Bye, ho.

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Sydney White: I tried to eat a plastic flower once, kinda hurt.

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Rachel Witchburn: Welcome to Hell, Skanks!

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Sydney White: Just to clarify, I spend a normal amount of time in the bathroom.

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Gurkin: [updating his blog] Does anyone know another word for "douchebaggery"? I don't want to use it a third time.

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Sydney White: If it makes you feel any better they threw bologna at us while we sang Celine Dion songs!

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Tyler: Who are you Sydney White? You throw a football like Matt Leinart, fearlessly conquer fraternity bathrooms, and clean up nice to boot.
Sydney White: Well, I'm more of a Peyton Manning. Leinart's to the left.
Tyler: Marry me.

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Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: My name's Dinky and I think I'm in love with a dork!

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Rachel Witchburn: I'm the last person you wanna mess with.
Sydney White: No. You're the first.

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Gurkin: [to Tyler about his date with Sydney] If you try any funny stuff, I will unleash the power of the internet on you. I will register you as a sex offender in all 50 states... and Canada.

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Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: I wish we had the same size feet.
Sydney White: It is fine. Isn't it part of this whole sisterhood thing that they like you for who you are?
Demetria Rosemead 'Dinky' Hotchkiss: Sure.

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Rachel Witchburn: [to Dinky] Dinky, we're over there.
[to Sydney]
Rachel Witchburn: Hi, Sydney. Nice to find some people you fit in with.
Sydney White: It is nice, isn't it? If only there were a place where a superficial, materialistic bitch could fit in. Oh wait, there is.

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Sydney White: [Frisbee lands between dorks, all jump and move away] Go on. Pick it up and throw it on back.
Rachel Witchburn: [George picks up Frisbee, throws off screen]
[Hits Rachel in the head]
Rachel Witchburn: Ow!
Sydney White: Heads up!

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Amy: Hey Rachel. Check it out. My diet's working. I lost five pounds!
Rachel Witchburn: [looks at Amy's butt as she walks away] I think your ass found it.

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