Bryan Loves You (2008)

User Rating:

2.2/10   

Director:

Seth Landau

Writer:

Seth Landau (writer)

Release Date:

23 September 2008 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Tagline:

Have you met Bryan?

Plot:

True 1993 story of a cult that takes over an Arizona town. |

Plot Keywords:

Character Name In Title

Cast

Tony Todd	...	The Narrator
George Wendt	...	Mr. Flynn
Tiffany Shepis	...	Cindy
Lloyd Kaufman	...	Jonathan's helper
Daniel Roebuck	...	Professor Spine
Brinke Stevens	...	Evil Nurse
Chuck Williams	...	Sheridan
Seth Landau	...	Jonathan
Jilon Ghai	...	Brody
Bobby Slayton	...	Interviewer
Candy Stanton	...	Nicole
Jeff Dylan Graham	...	Josh
Daniel Schweiger	...	Charlie
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Jacqui Allen	...	Capri
Timothy Avent	...	Uncle Gary's patient
Brooke Bagnato	...	Stephanie
Justin Bagnato	...	Travis
Katey Cooper	...	Cult Member
Kayd Currier	...	Cult member (as Rik Currier)
Tony D'Alessio	...	Uncle Gary
Kevin Hoelzer	...	Hospital perimeter guard
Dale Hoff	...	Mr. Sheridan's helper
William E. Johnson III	...	Hospital front desk attendant
Tori King	...	Linda
Tom Massari	...	God Harnish
Dominik Musiol	...	Greg
Garry Myers	...	Ray
Tom Noga	...	Frenchette
Debbie Overbey	...	Nurse
Roger Prenger	...	God Moore
Adam Roa	...	Student
Shane Stevens	...	Jim
Topher Straus	...	Reporter
Laura Waters	...	Dawn

Directed by
Seth Landau

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Seth Landau		writer

Produced by
Judi Bagnato	....	executive producer
Robert Bagnato	....	executive producer
Tracey Groy	....	executive producer
Michael Kees	....	executive producer
Minda Kees	....	executive producer
Seth Landau	....	producer
Mike Mahoney	....	co-producer
Tom Noga	....	associate producer

Original Music by
P. Daniel Newman

Cinematography by
Jayson Crothers

Film Editing by
Greg Robbins

Production Design by
Jason Kisvarday

Makeup Department
Sarah Catherine Renshaw	....	makeup artist
Sarah Catherine Renshaw	....	special makeup effects artist

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Kealoha August	....	second assistant director
David J. Levine	....	assistant director (as David Levine)
Daniel Tauscher	....	assistant director

Sound Department
Rick MacDonald	....	sound recordist
Jason Mager	....	boom operator
P. Daniel Newman	....	sound editor

Visual Effects by
Steve Taylor	....	visual effects

Stunts
Tom Noga	....	stunt coordinator

Camera and Electrical Department
Brian Mohr	....	assistant camera
Ralph Skrzypczak	....	grip

Other crew
Andreas Bonacci	....	production assistant
Jeff Buckner	....	publicist
Elizabeth Da Silva	....	script supervisor
Wesley Franco	....	production assistant
Matt Ladensack	....	production assistant
Matthew Ladensack	....	production assistant

Thanks
Matthew Bright	....	special thanks
Elissa Dowling	....	special thanks
John Fallon	....	special thanks
Stuart Gordon	....	special thanks

Production Companies

• Landau Motion Pictures

Distributors

• Anchor Bay Entertainment (2008) (Canada) (all media)
• Anchor Bay Entertainment (2008) (USA) (all media)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.78 : 1

Sound Mix:

Stereo

Filming Locations:

Apache Junction, Arizona, USA

Company:

Landau Motion Pictures

Trivia:

Scream queen Elissa Dowling is part of Anchor Bay's DVD commentary, billed as the "hot girl".

If You Avoid Only One Film in 2008, Let This Be It

"Bryan Loves You" is the allegedly true story of an Arizona cult that takes over a desert town and converts its people into Bryans. These people worship Bryan, the son of a king who was killed many, many eons ago. They don masks and go after anyone who doesn't submit to their will, which seems to be no more than one or two people.

Let me lay it on the line: "Bryan Loves You" is possibly the most disappointing film of the fall 2008 season. I had been excited about this one since it was first announced... especially with this amazing list of guest stars. The love of my life, Tiffany Shepis. The biggest star in horror, George Wendt. Scream queen Brinke Stevens. Troma head honcho Lloyd Kaufman. And more. However, what this list of names failed to mention was how little any of them were in it (Stevens and Kaufman, under one minute... Shepis maybe five or six minutes, and Wendt five minutes maximum). So if you're watching the film for any of these people, prepare to be let down.

Also, the film works on a "found footage" premise, like "Blair Witch Project" (which it is compared to on the box and likely in other reviews). But the problem is... it doesn't work. There's too many camera shots, too many cases of scenes they wouldn't film, and many, many scenes where a camera wouldn't be found where the footage was shot. So, its attempt at realism fails miserably on that account. (Of course, as soon as you put real stars or known actors in your film, the amount of realism already decreases... Norm from "Cheers" being unrecognizable? Hardly.) The film was still watchable, and while it's not one of the better films I'll be seeing this year, it has some redeeming qualities. The writer-director-actor (Seth Landau) is clearly a talented guy. This film helped him perfect camera shots I'd love to see in future films, and his acting is the cream of the crop. He's pretty much the only actor who comes across as believable, with the possible exception of Brinke Stevens (who has too little screen time to judge).

I'm unclear how available the film is. Fangoria wrote a review -- far more critical than mine -- so the word is certainly getting out there. But without their approval, what stores will carry this one? Best Buy? Your local video store? Wal-Mart? I have run into it at Wal-Mart in a special Halloween section alongside other recent -- and better -- Anchor Bay titles such as "Breathing Room", and I suspect other stores may follow suit... this could turn into Anchor Bay's little mistake of 2008. Anyone who buys the film on a whim is likely to be let down. One reviewer summed it up as worse than watching a "six-hour musical version of 'Ben Hur' performed by a class of third-grade special-ed kids", and I think that pretty much says it all.