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I Think I Love My Wife (2007) More at IMDbPro »

[from trailer]
Richard Cooper: [from trailer] Chicken again? I'm losin' my finger-lickin' mind over here!
[moves to leave]
Brenda Cooper: Where you goin'?
Richard Cooper: To get some duck!

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Mr. Landis: You can lose lots of money chasing women, but you will NEVER lose women chasing money.

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Richard Cooper: You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

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Nikki Tru: Hi, this is Nikki. I'm not here to take your call so remember, "Love is God, God is Love."

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Richard Cooper: Before you get married you get calls like...
Brenda Cooper: I can't wait to suck your dick.
Richard Cooper: After you get married you get calls like...
Brenda Cooper: I can't wait for you come home to see these drapes.

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[Brenda sees Richard's erection as he's on the phone]
Brenda Cooper: Are you talking to some little bitch? Are you talking to some whore? In my house?
Richard Cooper: No no no, it's George, it's George.
Brenda Cooper: George?! What kind of down low shit is that?

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