Spock:
Mother, how can you have lived on Vulcan so long, married a Vulcan, raised a son on Vulcan, without understanding what it means to be Vulcan?
Amanda:
Well, if this is what it means I don't want to know!
McCoy:
How does that Vulcan salute go?
[
Spock demonstrates]
McCoy:
That hurts worse than the uniform.
Sarek:
Tellarites do not argue for any reason; they simply argue.
Amanda:
Logic! Logic! I'm sick to death of logic! Do you want to know what I think about your logic?
Spock:
Emotional, isn't she?
Sarek:
She has always been that way.
Spock:
Indeed, why did you marry her?
Sarek:
At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do.
McCoy:
Spock, I've always suspected you were a little more human than you let on. Mrs Sarek, I know about the vigorous training of the Vulcan youth, but tell me, did he ever run and play like the human children, even in secret?
Amanda:
Well, he did have a pet Sehlat he was very fond of.
McCoy:
Sehlat?
Amanda:
It's sort of a fat teddy bear.
McCoy:
[
grinning] A teddy bear?
Spock:
A teddy bear with 6 inch fangs
Amanda:
Oh, logic. I am so tired of hearing about your logic.
Spock:
Emotional, isn't she?
Sarek:
She has always been that way.
Spock:
Indeed. Why did you marry her?
Sarek:
At the time it seemed like the logical thing to do.
Amanda:
Logic! Logic! I'm sick to death of logic! Do you want to know what I think about your logic?
Spock:
Emotional, isn't she?
Sarek:
She has always been that way.
Spock:
Indeed. Why did you marry her?
Sarek:
At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do.
McCoy:
Mrs. Sarek, you must understand the chances are extremely small to find a way to produce sufficient T-negative blood.
Spock:
Indeed. I would estimate the odds...
Amanda:
[
exasperated] Please DON'T!
Captain James T. Kirk:
Well Spock, we'll still be in orbit around Vulcan for another hour if you want to beam down and visit your parents.
Spock:
Captain, Ambassador Sarek and his wife are my parents.
McCoy:
[
complaining about his dress uniform] Feels like my neck is in a sling.
[
first lines]
McCoy:
[
Captain Kirk is adjusting uniform in mirror, Dr. McCoy pacing behind him, tugging at tight collar] Dress uniforms - spit and polish. I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to stand this. I feel like my neck's in a sling.
[
last lines]
McCoy:
[
to Spock] Shut up.
[
Kirk opens mouth to comment, McCoy interrupts]
McCoy:
Shh. Shh.
[
Kirk lays back dejectedly]
McCoy:
Well, what do you know?
[
smiles]
McCoy:
I finally got the last word.
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