Peter Griffin:
Lois, isn't Stewie a little young to be potty trained? You remember what happened to the Lindberg baby.
[
Cut to Lindberg bathroom. Charles Jr. is sitting on the toilet]
Martha Lindberg:
Charles, do you know what you're doing?
Charles Lindberg:
Honey, will you relax? I flew across the Atlantic, I'm a national treasure, for God's sake. I think I can handle...
[
Charles Jr. flushes himself down the toilet]
Charles Lindberg:
Oh God! Oh God!
[
Calmly]
Charles Lindberg:
Okay... He was kidnapped. You call the police, I'll write the ransom note.
Martha Lindberg:
[
Pointing to Amelia Earhardt] What about Amelia? She saw everything.
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