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Disturbia (2007) More at IMDbPro »

Ashley: [to Ronnie and Kale] What took you so long?
Kale: We were upstairs playing.
Ronnie: Video games!

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Ronnie: It reeks in here!
Kale: What's it smell like?
Ronnie: The corpse of a rotting hottie.

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Ronnie: [whispering] Help me...

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Ronnie: Operation Stupid is officially over!

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Ronnie: Oh my god, you've made the tower of Twinkie! Is that in a stalker's handbook somewhere?

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Kale: I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.

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Officer Gutierrez: I'll take care of it.
[takes bite of burger]
Officer Gutierrez: When I take care of it.

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Ashley: Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.

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Ronnie: Yes, concentrate. Now this one's for the gold.

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Ronnie: I really *really* love your neighborhood.

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Ronnie: [repeated word, emphasizing pronunciation during a Spanish class presentation] Quizas.
[class laughs]

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Julie: Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.
Kale: Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.

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Ashley: That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I have ever heard.

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Kale: I'm fine! It turned, I'm green!

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Kale: Who's going?
Ashley: Minnie Tyco.
Kale: Oh, yeah, skinny psycho...

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[Talking to Ashley at the door, both overwhelmed by her hotness and beauty]
Kale: Say "Hi," Ronald.
Ronnie: Hi Ronald

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Kale: It's alright I'm green! I'm green!

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Ashley: What else have you seen Kale?
Kale: I... I saw you swim.
Ashley: Yeah, what else?
Kale: I... I've seen a lot. I mean, not like that. I mean...
[takes a breath]
Kale: For instance, I've seen that you're maybe one of, I don't know, three people in the world that likes pizza flavored chips. You're also the only person I've ever seen that spends more time on the roof of her house than in her actual house. And what you do when you're reading... books, ya know, not... not US weekly or Seventeen or ya know? But you're reading substantial books.
[pauses]
Kale: You do this uh...

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Ronnie: [after knocking over camera] Do you think anyone heard that?
Kale: Yeah, my deaf aunt in Omaha heard it.

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Ronnie: Man, I was in your closet for like two weeks. I gotta take a piss.

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Ronnie: Dude you havta see this I got like my whole great escape on video!

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Ashley: [looking at a picture of a dead girl] This girl died from blunt trauma, most likely blows to the head and face. Gnarly.
[pause]
Ashley: I'm hungry... let's order pizza!

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Ronnie: [breaking into a car] This is a lot harder than it looks on the Internet.

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[first lines]
Kale: Do you think he sees us?
Daniel Brecht: No, he can't see us. But trust me, he can feel us watching.

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[last lines]
Ronnie: [filming Kale and Ashley kissing] Soon to be the most popular video on YouTube.

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Kale: So now you got the whole jock and bimbo population showing up? That will be fun. I just didn't think you'd conform so fast.

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Ronnie: [freaking out] Why you sound so agitated?

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Ronnie: [listening to "You'll Never Find" by Lou Rawls] My dad likes this song, by the way.

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