[
from trailer]
Lucy:
There's someone I'd like you to meet. She's your daughter.
Hawk:
Well, how in the hell did that happen?
Alyssa:
It's called sex, dad.
[
from trailer]
Hawk:
What were you doing in here?
Alyssa:
One of the dolphins just jumped up and grabbed my iPod!
[
from trailer]
Alyssa:
Losing mom was bad enough, but finding out my consolation prize is you is proof positive that god hates me.
Vice-Principal:
[
when Lucy tells him that Alyssa is going through a difficult period in life, which includes her mother - Lucy's daughter - passing away] ... In my line of work, I hear MANY different versions of that story from MANY different people. The first dozen times, I found it affecting; the next dozen times, not so much. After the 40th time, I stopped caring. After the 60th time, not only didn't I care, I stopped wanting to hear it anymore. This is about the 100th time; what does that tell you, ladies?
Alyssa:
You know, losing mom was bad enough. But finding out my consolation prize is you is proof positive that God hates me.
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