Mulva 2: Kill Teen Ape! (2005) (V)

User Rating:

3.6/10   

Director:

Chris Seaver

Writer:

Chris Seaver (writer)

Release Date:

22 March 2005 (USA)

Genre:

Action | Comedy

Tagline:

This Time She's kicking Monkey Ass

Plot:

Mulva comes out of a five-year coma and seeks revenge against Teenape and his gang for stealing her Halloween candy.

Plot Keywords:

Spoof | Sequel | Low Budget Film | Spoof Title | Gore

Cast

Debbie Rochon	...	Mulva
Teen Ape	...	Himself
Meredith Host	...	Heather
Lauren Seavage	...	Puggly Ishi
Matt Meister	...	The Meistro
Jen Stone	...	Squeaky Fromage
Emily Meister	...	Aereola Slim
Jason McCall	...	T-Bone
Mike O'May	...	Billingsly
Jeremy Cottrell	...	Shemp Axe
Batty Cottrell	...	Futomaki
Shawn Green	...	Proudfoot / Rasheen / Alien / Luchadore
A.J. Stabone	...	Yamaka
Katie Harthong	...	Lesbian #1
Jessica Tightness	...	Lesbian #2

Runtime:

62 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Black and White | Color

Certification:

USA:Unrated | USA:Not Rated

Filming Locations:

New York City, New York, USA

Company:

Low Budget Pictures

Movie Connections:

Spoofs Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

The good news is it's better than the 1st Mulva movie

The bad news is it's still really dreadful. I gave it a 2 because occasionally some of this kitchy slapstick parody actually seems funny.

It's supposed to be better than "Mulva, Zombie Ass Kicker", and progress should be rewarded. Or maybe I was drinking heavily when I watched it and felt generous. Whatever, "2" it is.

Maybe the best thing about this movie is that it's over pretty quick. It takes elements from most of Kill Bill I & II's key themes and fight scenes, hacks them up, dumbs them way down, dirties up the dialog, and squishes the whole mess into about an hour of truly awful amateur video.

You'd best smoke a lot of something powerful if you want to enjoy this one. And get this DVD back to the video store on time! You'll really hate yourself if you have to pay a late fee.