Fat Girls (2006)

User Rating:

5.1/10   

Director:

Ash Christian

Writer:

Ash Christian (writer)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

Fat Girls is an original off-beat comedy feature. It focuses on Rodney Miller, not your typical Texas high school student...

Plot Keywords:

High School | Broadway | Gay Teenager | Closeted Homosexual | Student

Awards:

1 win & 1 nomination

Cast

Ash Christian	...	Rodney Miller
Jonathan Caouette	...	Seymour Cox
Evan Miller	...	Ted
Ashley Fink	...	Sabrina Thomas
Andres Alfonso Ruzo	...	Hick #1
Tom Zembrod	...	Hick #2
Richard Porter	...	Stoner
Justin Bruening	...	Bobby
Deborah Theaker	...	Judy
Mitchell Self	...	Dad
Richard D. Curtin	...	Christian Programming Woman / Preacher / BJs Drag Queen MC
Ryan L. Sumner	...	Christian Programming Pastor
Jesse Romero	...	Young Rodney
Robin de Jesus	...	Rudy
Linda J. Park	...	Katie Chin (as Linda Park)

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexual content including graphic dialogue, language and some drug/alcohol use - all involving teens.

Runtime:

82 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

Hawthorne, California, USA

Company:

Cranium Entertainment

Trivia:

Thora Birch was originally supposed to be in the film but dropped out at the last minute.

Movie Connections:

Spoofs "The P.T.L. Club" (1976)

Beyond Bad

"Fat Girls" is among the worst films within the indie gay genre.

The premise is promising: an average-looking gay teen is trapped in a repressive small TX town. His only kindred spirits are the other village HS misfits: the class 'fat girl', a naïve immigrant from Cuba, and the sensitive drama teacher. So far, interesting. In theory, this plot line creates a decent setup for an appealing coming of age story with a built-in audience---the thousands of gay men who grew up in small towns across America and experienced this adolescent anxiety first hand, peppered with a dose of self-deprecating humor.

Unfortunately, rather than a nuanced dramedy, Ash Christian approaches his autobiographical subject matter with a poorly executed attempt at irony and dark humor. The result is a cast of unlikeable, derivative, two-dimensional characters which the viewer cannot but help feel indifferent toward. Sabrina (Fink) is a quasi-Goth bitter navel-gazer. She is such a prickly, unsympathetic person; there is little doubt as to the reason for her friendless condition. The chemistry between her and Rodney (Christian) registers zero. This may have been bad casting, but is more likely due to a screenplay which is simply unsalvageable. Consequently, one is left wondering when there is such a non-existent bond, what could possibly warrant their near-constant companionship throughout the story.

Sabrina's newfound boyfriend, Rudy (de Jesus), and Rodney's mother Judy (Theaker) are among the most exaggerated of the clichéd stock characters ripped off from dozens of other films. Rudy is the horny undersexed immigrant/nerd lifted directly from every raunchy adolescent "comedy" ever made within the realm of TV or film. Judy is the born-again obsessed with Jesus- talk and big hair. Just when you thought the Tammy Faye thing had been done to death, Christian inserts a scene where Judy's mascara is running with her tears! Is there anyone in the civilized world that can possibly think this tired old stereotype gag is still funny after seeing it ad nauseum for 20 years?

In addition to the failed attempts at sardonic humor, there are many puzzling story inconsistencies. Rodney considers himself a "fat ugly" loser. However, he simultaneously manages to participate in casual and regular impromptu trysts with the ubiquitous school jock/hunk, Ted (Miller). Although these liaisons are devoid of emotional fulfillment, most gay teens (filled with raging testosterone, just like their hetero brethren) would find this to be a rather enviable arrangement given the more common alternative of involuntary celibacy.

Rodney finds an object for his affection in Bobby (Bruening), an exotic transplant from England. Against all believable odds, the lad not only happens to land in this tiny TX hamlet, but is conveniently openly gay to boot. Like Sabrina, Bobby is an icy, angry smart aleck and the viewer is left head-scratching as to his magnetic appeal.

Much to his delight, Rodney is invited by his new crush to the town gay bar, where Bobby claims to be the DJ. Upon arrival, the boyfriend-to-be promptly leaves Rodney solo and heads off to another area of the bar for a quick encounter with a rather handsome young man. This is yet one more of the ridiculously inexplicable plot elements since Rodney's feeling as an outcast are supposedly derived largely from his lonely existence in a parochial town. As tiny as the town is, they have openly gay students at the high school? A secretly bisexual football captain? Lesbian moms? A Gay teacher? and it has a gay bar downtown (patronized by attractive men, no less)? Apparently, the place is not so backwater after all.

Ten years earlier, Todd Stephens' "Edge of Seventeen" covered nearly the same material with a much more creative, honest, touching, and humorous film.