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| Peter Jason | ... | Colonel Jaffe | |
| Traci Lords | ... | Naomi Bucks | |
| Adam Grimes | ... | Billy Wagstaff | |
| Phil Morris | ... | J.P. Millhouse | |
| Carmen Nicole | ... | Casey Richards | |
| Baelyn Neff | ... | Winter Jaffe | |
| Oliver Macready | ... | Brandt Von Hoffman | |
| Ron Zimmerman | ... | Blind Danny Temples | |
| Christian Oliver | ... | Hans Gruber | |
| Gus Farewell | ... | Sven Darden | |
| Rick Overton | ... | Bartender | |
| Maggie Rowe | ... | Receptionist (Suzy) | |
| Matt Baker | ... | Balls | |
| Kareem Matthews | ... | Shaft | |
| Troy Bellinghausen | ... | Grabs | |
| Maite Schwartz | ... | Gash (as Maïté Schwartz) | |
| Adam Crosby | ... | Sack | |
| Nikol Nesbitt | ... | Topless Bar Girl | |
| Michelle Gould | ... | Topless Bar Girl's Friend | |
| Elizabeth Carlsen | ... | Fighting Bar Girl | |
| Denise Boudreau | ... | Fighting Bar Girl | |
| Suzanne Stokes | ... | Hot Tub Babe | |
| Buffy Tyler | ... | Hot Tub Babe | |
| Katie Thomas | ... | Hot Tob Babe | |
| Michela Catand | ... | Hot Tob Babe | |
| Michela Gatando | ... | Hot Tub Babe | |
| Nicole O'Brian | ... | Calendar Shoot Model | |
| Kimberly Choma | ... | Calendar Shoot Model | |
| Nicole Bennett | ... | Calendar Shoot Model | |
| James Armstrong | ... | Pale White British Guy | |
| Scott Valentine | ... | Jack Schitt | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Erin Cahill | |||
| Ryan Coughlin | ... | Rich Kid | |
| Paul Miller | ... | Teacher | |
| Wes Ramsey | ... | Nootnick Krasdin | |
| Damian Costa | ... | Coffe Shop Patron (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Jonathan Schwartz | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Paul Miller | writer | |
| Steve Rogers | writer | |
Produced by | |||
| Eric Belcher | .... | executive producer | |
| Clayton Hoover | .... | executive producer | |
| Milton Kim | .... | executive producer | |
| Milton Kim | .... | producer | |
| Paul Miller | .... | producer | |
| Mark Morgan | .... | executive producer | |
| Barry Quart | .... | producer | |
| Tom Rooker | .... | producer | |
| James Vallely | .... | executive producer | |
| Ron Zimmerman | .... | executive producer | |
| Nick Zuvic | .... | line producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Richard Kosinski | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| Andrew B. Andersen | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Darren Ayres | |||
Casting by | |||
| Patricia Rose | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Shauna Aronson | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Mercedes Younger | (as Merce Younger) | ||
Costume Design by | |||
| Mary Cheung | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Julie Champnella | .... | makeup artist | |
| Angela Green | .... | makeup artist | |
| Angela Green | .... | special makeup effects artist | |
Production Management | |||
| James Armstrong | .... | production manager | |
| Richard Marks | .... | production supervisor | |
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director | |||
| James Armstrong | .... | first assistant director | |
Art Department | |||
| Mark W. Brown | .... | property master | |
| Leo Rodriguez | .... | lead man | |
| Patrick Smith | .... | art production assistant | |
| Travis Eli Whited | .... | swing | |
Sound Department | |||
| George R. Groves Jr. | .... | adr mixer | |
| George R. Groves Jr. | .... | sound re-recording mixer | |
| George R. Groves Jr. | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Jamie Lin | .... | sound editor | |
| Mark Server | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Stephen Tibbo | .... | sound mixer | |
| Von Varga | .... | sound mixer | |
Stunts | |||
| Matt Baker | .... | stunts | |
| Tanner Gill | .... | stunts | |
| Eric Norris | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| James Barela | .... | second assistant camera | |
| Bernard Cistrunk | .... | grip | |
| Stephan Gref | .... | electrician | |
| Reid Russell | .... | camera operator: "b" camera | |
| Reid Russell | .... | director of photography: second unit | |
| Nicole Turegano | .... | film loader | |
| Martijn Veltman | .... | gaffer | |
Casting Department | |||
| LaVonne Rae Andrews | .... | extras casting | |
| Carmen Betancourt | .... | extras casting | |
| Carly Norris | .... | casting assistant | |
Costume and Wardrobe Department | |||
| Leyla Jabbar | .... | assistant costume designer | |
| Saskia Ludwig | .... | assistant costume designer | |
| Reiko Porter | .... | key set costumer | |
Other crew | |||
| Daric Gates | .... | production assistant | |
| David Grauberger | .... | key production assistant | |
| Morgan Krantz | .... | assistant to executive producer | |
| Morgan Krantz | .... | script editor | |
| Aleksandar Sanicanin | .... | production coordinator | |
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About 20 minutes into this lame excuse for a movie, I realized it reminded me of one of those annoying people at work who're always telling really lame jokes or doing extremely unfunny things, because they think it's funny and are trying to entertain everyone.
This film is billed as starring Traci Lords, she's not that bad of an actress, but her lines aren't funny and SHE'S NOT THE STAR
The acting is some of the most god-awful I've ever seen, except for Lords, the girl who plays Casey, and maybe the Colonel-who seems oddly out of place. I can't imagine why a retired military Colonel would want to start a SNOWBOARDING ACADEMY. Do those even exist?
The budget would've been better spent coaxing these women into doing a full length porn feature.
"Freddy Got Fingered" currently has a 3.5 score, "Frostbite" has a 2.7. I'm baffled these two movies are within a 1.0 to each other, FGF is "The Godfather" compared to this garbage.
1/10 stars