Bite Me! (2004) (V)

User Rating:

4.9/10   

Director:

Brett Piper

Writer:

Brett Piper (writer)

Release Date:

26 October 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Tagline:

Big bugs with bad attitudes!

Plot:

When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with...

Plot Keywords:

Strip | Violence | Giant Spider | Dancing | Shooting

Cast

Misty Mundae	...	Crystal
Julian Wells	...	Teresa
Rob Monkiewicz	...	Terence "Buzz" O'Reilly
Erika Smith	...	Trix
Michael R. Thomas	...	Ralph Vivino
Caitlin Ross	...	Amber
Sylvianne Chebance	...	Gina
John Paul Fedele	...	Myles McCarthy (as John Fedele)
Carl Burrows	...	Eugene Frack (as Carl 'Doc' Burrows)
David Fine	...	Frack's Cohort (as Dave Fine)
Justin Wingenfeld	...	Rupert (1st Moron)
Chris Mimikos	...	Herschel (2nd Moron)
Igor Fernandez	...	Cop
Tanisha	...	Cop
James Jankiewicz	...	Ringer In Bar Fight (as Jim Jankiewicz)
Tom Taggart	...	Ringer In Bar Fight
Rick Van Meter	...	Bar Patron
Josh Robinson	...	Bar Patron
Katie Bordeaux	...	Bar Patron
Chelsea Mundae	...	Bar Patron
Evey Little	...	Bar Patron
Tom Cikoski	...	Bar Patron
Paul Pitalo	...	Bar Patron
Christopher Piazza	...	Bar Patron
Christine Domaniecki	...	Bar Patron
William Stravrakis	...	Bar Patron
Dan O'Brien	...	Bar Patron
Michael Thomas	...	Bar Patron
Harpreet Bajwa	...	Bar Patron
Gurnam Bedi	...	Bar Patron
Rajeev Chadha	...	Bar Patron

Directed by
Brett Piper

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Brett Piper		writer

Produced by
Jeffrey Faoro	....	associate producer
Michael Raso	....	executive producer
Rick Van Meter	....	line producer

Original Music by
Jon Greathouse

Cinematography by
M.A. Morales

Film Editing by
Brett Piper

Art Direction by
Katie Bordeaux

Costume Design by
Evey Little

Makeup Department
Christine Domaniecki	....	makeup artist
Michael R. Thomas	....	makeup artist

Production Management
Rick Van Meter	....	production manager

Sound Department
Jack Hutson	....	production sound mixer

Visual Effects by
Brett Piper	....	visual effects

Stunts
James Jankiewicz	....	stunt coordinator
Chris Morena	....	stunt driver

Other crew
Christina Christodoulopoulos	....	production coordinator
Tom Cikoski	....	behind-the-scenes footage (as Thomas Cikowski)
Tom Cikoski	....	key production assistant
Christopher Piazza	....	production assistant
Paul Pitalo	....	production assistant
Josh Robinson	....	production assistant
Michael A. Weiss	....	legal and business affairs
Tom Cikoski	....	craft service (uncredited)

Production Companies

• E.I. Independent Cinema
• EI (Exposure Index) Independent Cinema

Distributors

• E.I. Independent Cinema (2004) (worldwide) (all media)
• Shock-O-Rama Cinema (2005) (USA) (DVD)
• EI (Exposure Index) Independent Cinema

MPAA:

Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and drug content.

Runtime:

85 min | USA:88 min (uncut version)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

New York, USA

Company:

E.I. Independent Cinema

Quotes:

Ralph Vivino: Somebody better get out on that god dame stage, right now!

Movie Connections:

Featured in Bite Me!: Behind the Scenes (2004) (V)

Super Stripper Action!

This movie, although it is independent, it totally awesome! The acting isn't that bad and the plot isn't too shabby either; and OF COURSE being a B-movie, it has to end with a 'the end OR IS IT' kind of ending. I was laughing through this whole movie- I was either laughing at the funny lines, stupid plot, or just making fun of the movie in general. I have got to hand it to them, though, the strippers are HOT! There is a scene, for you faint of heart, where the bartender and a female mobster make out for an extended period of time (though all the making out is done under a sheet, they just 'do it' in front of everyone which is weird but hey- it's a b movie and doesn't have to make sense!) This is a bad movie, but not SOOOO bad you can comfortably make fun of it for its sheer stupidity; it was actually kind of decent for a b movie. I would have to say the worst part is the ending!! I would have LOVED to have seen more of the monster- and what was with that giant spider at the end? That is not really leaving the ending up to chance, it is just not ending the movie entirely. All in all, I would have to say that this isn't the must see of the year, but is is definitely okay to watch as long as you are not in the presence of company that you cannot comfortably view lesbian sex in front of- that is a biggie. Wouldn't want to watch this one in front of Grandma or anything like that. The biggest thing is don't take other people's word for it- see it your self!!! (I would recommend seeing it at least twice for all those b movie lovers out there!- for me, b movies are never good the first time around!!!!)