Bite Me! (2004) (V)

User Rating:

5.0/10   

Director:

Brett Piper

Writer:

Brett Piper (writer)

Release Date:

26 October 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Horror

Tagline:

Big bugs with bad attitudes!

Plot:

When a hybrid strain of bio-engineered marijuana is delivered to a secluded strip club, it brings with...

Plot Keywords:

Strip | Violence | Giant Spider | Dancing | Shooting

Cast

Misty Mundae	...	Crystal
Julian Wells	...	Teresa
Rob Monkiewicz	...	Terence "Buzz" O'Reilly
Erika Smith	...	Trix
Michael R. Thomas	...	Ralph Vivino
Caitlin Ross	...	Amber
Sylvianne Chebance	...	Gina
John Paul Fedele	...	Myles McCarthy (as John Fedele)
Carl Burrows	...	Eugene Frack (as Carl 'Doc' Burrows)
David Fine	...	Frack's Cohort (as Dave Fine)
Justin Wingenfeld	...	Rupert (1st Moron)
Chris Mimikos	...	Herschel (2nd Moron)
Igor Fernandez	...	Cop
Tanisha	...	Cop
James Jankiewicz	...	Ringer In Bar Fight (as Jim Jankiewicz)
Tom Taggart	...	Ringer In Bar Fight
Rick Van Meter	...	Bar Patron
Josh Robinson	...	Bar Patron
Katie Bordeaux	...	Bar Patron
Chelsea Mundae	...	Bar Patron
Evey Little	...	Bar Patron
Tom Cikoski	...	Bar Patron
Paul Pitalo	...	Bar Patron
Christopher Piazza	...	Bar Patron
Christine Domaniecki	...	Bar Patron
William Stravrakis	...	Bar Patron
Dan O'Brien	...	Bar Patron
Michael Thomas	...	Bar Patron
Harpreet Bajwa	...	Bar Patron
Gurnam Bedi	...	Bar Patron
Rajeev Chadha	...	Bar Patron

Directed by
Brett Piper

Writing credits (in alphabetical order)
Brett Piper		writer

Produced by
Jeffrey Faoro	....	associate producer
Michael Raso	....	executive producer
Rick Van Meter	....	line producer

Original Music by
Jon Greathouse

Cinematography by
M.A. Morales

Film Editing by
Brett Piper

Art Direction by
Katie Bordeaux

Costume Design by
Evey Little

Makeup Department
Christine Domaniecki	....	makeup artist
Michael R. Thomas	....	makeup artist

Production Management
Rick Van Meter	....	production manager

Sound Department
Jack Hutson	....	production sound mixer

Visual Effects by
Brett Piper	....	visual effects

Stunts
James Jankiewicz	....	stunt coordinator
Chris Morena	....	stunt driver

Other crew
Christina Christodoulopoulos	....	production coordinator
Tom Cikoski	....	behind-the-scenes footage (as Thomas Cikowski)
Tom Cikoski	....	key production assistant
Christopher Piazza	....	production assistant
Paul Pitalo	....	production assistant
Josh Robinson	....	production assistant
Michael A. Weiss	....	legal and business affairs
Tom Cikoski	....	craft service (uncredited)

Production Companies

• E.I. Independent Cinema
• EI (Exposure Index) Independent Cinema

Distributors

• E.I. Independent Cinema (2004) (worldwide) (all media)
• Shock-O-Rama Cinema (2005) (USA) (DVD)
• EI (Exposure Index) Independent Cinema

MPAA:

Rated R for sexuality, nudity, language and drug content.

Runtime:

85 min | USA:88 min (uncut version)

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1

Certification:

USA:R

Filming Locations:

New York, USA

Company:

E.I. Independent Cinema

Quotes:

Ralph Vivino: Somebody better get out on that god dame stage, right now!

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Please run away from this movie cover!!

I just watched this is movie in one setting. That is quite frankly unbelievable. When you see a video cover such as this one, you pick it up wondering if this might actually be entertaining. Unfortunately, this movie was just so poorly written, I don't know how any sane person could understand it. The most "what just happened!?" part is when one of the dancers suddenly puts on camoflauge gear and starts wielding a gun. You don't even get to see the destructive spider scenes until about the very last 10 minutes. Are the first 70-some minutes considered an exciting build up?? I just don't understand how movies like this get decent budgets to create!!