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Shrek the Third (2007) More at IMDbPro »

Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! So tell me puppet... where... is... Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh. Hmm, well, uh, I don't know where he's not
Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that in no way with any amount of uncertainty that I undeniably
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: ...do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be, if that indeed wasn't where he isn't. Even if he wasn't at where I knew he was
[Pigs and Gingerbread Man begin singing]
Pinocchio: That'd mean I'd really have to know where he wasn't.

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Donkey: [Donkey and Puss in Boots have switched bodies] I've been abra-cadabra'd into a Fancy Feasting second-rate sidekick!
Puss in Boots: At least you don't look like a second-rate roadside piñata.
Donkey: And you really need to get yourself a pair of pants! I feel all exposed and nasty!

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Donkey: [seeing Shrek naked in the bed] Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!

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Puss in Boots: [after Shrek throws Donkey out the door] Some people just don't understand boundaries.
[Shrek then throws Puss out. Puss does his cat screech, then the eyes]

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Donkey: [to Shrek and Fiona] Good Morning, good morning... To you, and you and youuuuu.

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Donkey: [Hook's men wheel his piano in during the fight] Look out! They got a piano!

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Ship Captain: [in a menacing growl] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh... with your journey.
[points to land]

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Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position!
[Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space]
Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
Sleeping Beauty: [Snaps awake] Waiting to be rescued.
[falls back asleep]

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Puss in Boots: [after switching bodies with Donkey] Ye haw.

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Shrek: Excuse me; can you ladies tell me where to find...
Cheerleader: Ugh, totally ew-eth.
Cheerleader: Totally.

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Sleeping Beauty: Who dat?

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Shrek: Listen, Artie. Eh, if you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. I mean, I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof or whatever, but what I am screamin' is, yo, check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! I mean if it doesn't groove or what I'm sayin' ain't straight trippin' just say, "Oh, no you di'n't! You know, you're gettin' on my last nerve." And then I'll know it's... then I'll - I'll know it's wack!
[Shrek gets hit in the face with a branch that Artie had evidently pulled back]
Artie: Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

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Snow White: Rapunzel, Rapunzel. Let down your golden extension.

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Puss in Boots: [Puss says to Shrek as the ship leaves] Well my friend, you are royally...
[loud horn blast]

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Cinderella: [after hearing the Puss and Donkey speak after changing bodies] I don't get it.
Snow White: The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What's to get?

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Donkey: [Having just fallen from the sky] I haven't had a trip that bad since college!

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Donkey: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Pinocchio: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
Gingerbread Man: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Wolf: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Donkey: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.

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Nanny Dwarf: Where's the baby?

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Queen Lillian: [smashes wall with her head]
Princess Fiona: Mom?
Queen Lillian: What? You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father?

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Artie: Please don't eat me.
Crowd: Eat him! Eat him!...
Shrek: I'm not going to eat him.
Crowd: [Disappointed] Aww!

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Gingy: [to Prince Charming] The only thing you're ever gonna be king of, is king of the stupids!

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Gingy: [At Fiona's baby shower, giving her a baby carrier] The baby's gonna love it because I do!

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Donkey: [Reading Sign] Wer-sestor-shiray? Sounds fancy!
Shrek: No, it's Worcestershire.
Donkey: Like the Sauce? Spicy!

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Artie: You know, Shrek, you're all right. You just need to do a little less yelling, and use more soap.
Shrek: Thanks, Artie.
Artie: The soap is because you stink. Really bad.
Shrek: Yeah, I got that.

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Cheerleader: Ahem. This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something.
Shrek: Excuse me?
Cheerleader: It's like whatever. She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff.

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Puss in Boots: How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?
Donkey: Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.

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Puss in Boots: I don't know you, but I'd like to.

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Puss in Boots: [talking to a female kitten] It's out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life.
Female kitty cat: Meeaow.
Puss in Boots: [to several kitty cats] As are you... And, uh, you... And, oops, you... And I... err... I don't know you but I'd like to.
A bunch of female kitty cats: Meeaow.
Puss in Boots: I gotta go!

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Puss in Boots: The Frog King is dead.

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Artie: [convincing Merlin to help them get back to Far Far Away]
[weeping like a troubled teen]
Artie: It's just so hard, you know? They really need to get back, 'cause their kingdom's in trouble, 'cause there's a really bad man... and it's just so hard!
Merlin: Come on, take it easy!
Artie: No! I don't think you understand!
[collapses at Merlin's feet]
Artie: There's a mean person doing mean things to good people
Shrek: Oh, have a heart, old man
Artie: And they really need your help to get them back! So why won't you help them?
[collapses and sobs inaudibly]
Merlin: [awkwardly] Oh, ok... Um, I'll go and get my things
Artie: [stands up and clears his throat]
[to Shrek]
Artie: Piece of cake.

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Evil Tree #2: That's easy for you to say! You're not a haunted tree!
Evil Tree #1: I think what Steve is trying to say is that it's not easy to come by honest work when the whole world is against you.
Evil Tree #2: Yes! Thank you, Ed!

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Artie: If there's something you want to do, or someone you really want to be, then the only one standing in your way... is you.
Rumplestiltskin: Me?
Guard #1: Get him, lads!

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Merlin: [meditating] I'm a buzzing bee... buzz, buzz, buzz...
Artie: Mr. Merlin? They...
[gestures to Shrek and crew, but stops short]
Artie: ... *we* really need your help. Do you think you can use your magic to transport us to...
Merlin: [interrupting] Sorry, kid, I don’t do that stuff anymore. How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic there is!

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Headless Horseman: I've always wanted to play the flute.

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Snow White: I'm sorry but this isn't working for me.

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Sleeping Beauty: Everything always about you, it's not like your additude is helping Snow.
Snow White: Well maybe it just bothers you that I was voted fairest in the land.

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Captain Hook: [looming over a young boy threateningly with his hook] Well, well, Peter Pan!
Boy's Mother: His name's not Peter!
Captain Hook: Shut it, Wendy.

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Shrek: [to Charming] Those are some nice leotards, though
Prince Charming: Oh, thank you.
Shrek: Do they have those in men's sizes?
[audience laughs]

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Girl: I'd rather get the black plague and lock myself in an iron maiden than go out with him.

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Shrek: [after being woken up in the middle of the night] Someone had better be dying.
[cuts to everyone in the King's bedroom]
King Harold: I'm dying...

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[student stumbles out of trailer]
Student: Dude, don't burn all my Frankincense and Myrrh.

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Merlin: Can I interest anyone in a snack or beverage?

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Artie: I'm building my city people, on rock 'n' roll!
Shrek: You just over did it.

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[first lines]
Prince Charming: Onward, Chauncey! To the highest room of the tallest tower, where my princess awaits rescue by the handsome Prince Charming!

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[last lines]
Shrek: [baby cries] I got it.

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Gingerbread Man: Ew! This is worse than Love Letters. I hate dinner theater.
Pinocchio: Me too.
[his nose grows]

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Donkey: They grow up so fast.
Shrek: Not fast enough.

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Donkey: What in the worcheshestershire is this place?
Shrek: Well, my stomach's queasy and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school.

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Artie: Did you say you were looking for Arthur?
Puss in Boots: That information is on a need to know basis.
Donkey: It's top secret. Hushity-hush.

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Mabel: What are you doing here?
Prince Charming: I came here for a shot at redemption... and a fuzzy navel.

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Shrek: If Arie trusts him, I trust him, even *if* his cloak doesn't completely cover his...

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Princess Fiona: [after learning that Rapunzel is dating Prince Charming] Rapunzel! How could you?
Rapunzel: Jealous, much?

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