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1.6/10   427 votes
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Writer:
A. Raven Cruz (written by)
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Tagline:
It's the question that fuels you...What is The Helix?
Plot:
When "The One" dies, Orpheum must find the "Other One." full summary | full synopsis
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Cast

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Scott Levy ... Nuvo

Vanilla Ice ... Theo
Geremy Dingle ... Agent Smak / Harold the Bum
Samantha Brooke ... Infiniti

Dana Woods ... Orpheum
Dane Moreton ... Chad
Brigett Fink ... Swatch
Eugene Kim ... Ping
Moe Irvin ... Tyrone
Christine Carlo ... Dijonaise
Delia Copold ... Agent Crack
Anthony Aniano ... Agent Jonzen
Cylk Cozart ... The Orafice

Jennifer Sky ... Lola the Secretary
Joel South ... Mr. Champion / Willy Twin
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Additional Details

MPAA:
Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language, drug references and humor.
Runtime:
USA:97 min
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Aspect Ratio:
1.78 : 1 more
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Trivia:
The first independently financed, produced and distributed film to ever premiere at the world-famous Graumans Chinese Theater. more
Quotes:
Nuvo: I'm definitely ready to be enlightened. more
Movie Connections:
Spoofs The Matrix (1999) more

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11 out of 18 people found the following review useful.
Huh?!, 31 July 2005
1/10
Author: Areles from United States

Director A. Raven Cruz has managed to effectively make one long for the creative talents of Phil Tucker (Robot Monster), Hal Warren (Manos, the Hand of Fate), and the ubiquitous Edward D. Wood.

Now Phil Tucker at least worked with Lenny Bruce, and did have a rudimentary knowledge of editing (how else could he have cut all that stock footage into his films). And Hall Warren at least had the common decency to stop making films, after his first one. And Ed Wood, well bless his pointed angora draped head, he was just too wacky to ignore. But one thing these guys all had in common, they tried to tell a story.

The Helix: Loaded is a vanity piece masquerading as a movie. Anyone that could look at this film and believe it deserves a "10" has been sitting in a closed garage with the engine running. "The Helix: Loaded" doesn't simply suck. It Swallows!

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