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The Helix... Loaded (2005)
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Very amateurish and annoying in every way! more (10 total)Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only) | Scott Levy | ... | Nuvo |
 | Vanilla Ice | ... | Theo |
 | Geremy Dingle | ... | Agent Smak / Harold the Bum |
| Samantha Brooke | ... | Infiniti |
 | Dana Woods | ... | Orpheum |
| Dane Moreton | ... | Chad |
| Brigett Fink | ... | Swatch |
| Eugene Kim | ... | Ping |
| Moe Irvin | ... | Tyrone |
| Christine Carlo | ... | Dijonaise |
| Delia Copold | ... | Agent Crack |
| Anthony Aniano | ... | Agent Jonzen |
| Cylk Cozart | ... | The Orafice |
 | Jennifer Sky | ... | Lola the Secretary |
| Joel South | ... | Mr. Champion / Willy Twin |
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Rated R for sexuality/nudity, language, drug references and humor.Parents Guide:
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The first independently financed, produced and distributed film to ever premiere at the world-famous Graumans Chinese Theater. moreFAQ
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OK, I gotta comment on this atrocious piece of crap! What a waste of time. I have never felt such a freakin' desire to comment on something until this movie came up. Where do I start? Lousy editing, acting, plot, dialogue and horrible music. I had to turn on the mute button because it was annoyingly bad. The effects were just awful. It felt very amateurish in every way. I enjoy movie spoofs and I loved The Matrix but this was just a serious insult. Director Cruz has actually managed to reach depths lower than Uwe Boll and Ed Wood. I thought the Matrix had more laughs in it than this spoof. I would be severely ashamed to have my name credits to this. I'm sure any decent film critic will agree! For those who enjoyed this lackluster film have really low expectations!