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Worst spoof ever made. moreCast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Scott Levy | ... | Nuvo | |
| Vanilla Ice | ... | Theo | |
| Geremy Dingle | ... | Agent Smak / Harold the Bum | |
| Samantha Brooke | ... | Infiniti | |
| Dana Woods | ... | Orpheum | |
| Dane Moreton | ... | Chad | |
| Brigett Fink | ... | Swatch | |
| Eugene Kim | ... | Ping | |
| Moe Irvin | ... | Tyrone | |
| Christine Carlo | ... | Dijonaise | |
| Delia Copold | ... | Agent Crack | |
| Anthony Aniano | ... | Agent Jonzen | |
| Cylk Cozart | ... | The Orafice | |
| Jennifer Sky | ... | Lola the Secretary | |
| Joel South | ... | Mr. Champion / Willy Twin |
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I loved the Matrix films and love good spoofs (AIRPLAINE, BLAZING SADDLES, SCARY MOVIE, etc.), but this movie was a huge disappointment. I saw it in an empty theater and fell asleep 3 times. The director seems to have never seen a good spoof in his life. I just mimics every scene from the MATRIX without adding anything original, much less, funny. The actors are so stiff and have such bad timing, it is like watching a high school improv class. The movie looks like it was shot on a handicam, but it has some relatively professional digital effects. However, a pretty bow and some wrapping paper can't make this stink bomb funny.