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Abby Singer (2003)
Maxine:
Where do you find your inspiration?
Jodie Foster: Under my seat occasionally.
Maybeline: [to Migule Arteta about Jake Gyllenhaal] Why don't you direct him to love me.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Have some independent spirit, all right!
Adam Carolla: I wouldn't say this on the radio but I'm gay actually.
Dave Attell: There are no nice women in bars anymore, they're all dirty skanks.
Gundealer: Curtis is looking to make an artistic statement with his suicide.
Gundealer #3: Van Gogh would go with a Glock, ten-millimeter, caseless rounds, titanium action.
Kevin's Father: Marriage is a cooperative... you suffer together: I want you to hurt like I do.
Kevin's Father: We're all in crisis, any one of us could be divorced at any minute, married or not.
Mr. Mooker: Did you get any nookie at lunch? No. I can tell from your attitude.
Maxine Helms: So what's your favorite movie?
Roger Ebert: Citizen Kane.
Maxine Helms: That's playing here?
Roger Ebert: No.
Kevin Prouse: You ready to light the world up?
Kevin's Father: Life is a clambake, and you my friend are allergic to clams.
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Jodie Foster: Under my seat occasionally.
Maybeline: [to Migule Arteta about Jake Gyllenhaal] Why don't you direct him to love me.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Have some independent spirit, all right!
Adam Carolla: I wouldn't say this on the radio but I'm gay actually.
Dave Attell: There are no nice women in bars anymore, they're all dirty skanks.
Gundealer: Curtis is looking to make an artistic statement with his suicide.
Gundealer #3: Van Gogh would go with a Glock, ten-millimeter, caseless rounds, titanium action.
Kevin's Father: Marriage is a cooperative... you suffer together: I want you to hurt like I do.
Kevin's Father: We're all in crisis, any one of us could be divorced at any minute, married or not.
Mr. Mooker: Did you get any nookie at lunch? No. I can tell from your attitude.
Maxine Helms: So what's your favorite movie?
Roger Ebert: Citizen Kane.
Maxine Helms: That's playing here?
Roger Ebert: No.
Kevin Prouse: You ready to light the world up?
Kevin's Father: Life is a clambake, and you my friend are allergic to clams.
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