| Fiona Allen | ... | Sandra | |
| Sophie Thompson | ... | Tracey | |
| Jerry O'Connell | ... | Sean Cooley | |
| Anthony Head | ... | Victor | |
| Geri Halliwell | ... | Paige | |
| James Dreyfus | ... | Fidor | |
| Naomi Campbell | ... | Sales Assistant | |
| Angus Deayton | ... | Maurice the hotel receptionist | |
| Hugh Dennis | ... | Immigration 2 | |
| Les Dennis | ... | MC | |
| Tom Goodman-Hill | ... | Baz | |
| Michael Greco | ... | Niarchos | |
| Eamonn Holmes | ... | Himself | |
| Ralf Little | ... | Milkman | |
| Dolph Lundgren | ... | Randy | |
| Henry Miller | ... | Dave | |
| Steve Punt | ... | Immigration 1 | |
| John Thomson | ... | Foreman | |
| Don Warrington | ... | Kofi Annan | |
| Metin Ahmet | ... | Waiter | |
| Timur Ahmet | ... | Waiter | |
| Chris Barnes | ... | Warden | |
| Oliver Bradshaw | ... | Butler | |
| Sarah Cawood | ... | TOTP presenter | |
| Simon Farnaby | ... | Ventriloquist | |
| Enoch Frost | ... | Recording studio mixer | |
| Michael Howe | ... | UK breakfast presenter | |
| Alison King | ... | Receptionist | |
| Bruce Mackinnon | ... | Minion | |
| Neil Maskell | ... | Policeman | |
| Grant Masters | ... | Medic | |
| Colin Murray | ... | TOTP presenter | |
| Johnny Myers | ... | American journalist | |
| Arthur Nightingale | ... | Gardener | |
| Stuart Nurse | ... | Chauffeur | |
| Brian Perkins | ... | Newsreader | |
| Paul Putner | ... | Coach driver | |
| Erich Redman | ... | Dutch journalist | |
| Simon Roberts | ... | Horner Prize presenter | |
| Finlay Robertson | ... | Rickshaw Driver | |
| Frank Rozelaar-Green | ... | French driver | |
| David Schneider | ... | Tanner | |
| Shend | ... | Niarchos 2 | |
| Rainer Wiseman | ... | Postman | |
| Helen Lederer | ... | Hysterical UN Woman | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| James Boyle | ... | Tom Cruise | |
| David Decio | ... | Ted the Bell Boy | |
| Nick Malinowski | ... | Minion | |
| Lee Isserow | ... | Fashion Show Patron (uncredited) | |
| Peter Rnic | ... | Foundry Worker (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Ed Bye | |||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| William Osborne | writer | |
Produced by | |||
| John Brown | .... | executive producer | |
| Charles Finch | .... | producer | |
| Nigel Green | .... | executive producer | |
| Richard Johns | .... | line producer | |
| Luc Roeg | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| David A. Hughes | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| John Sorapure | (director of photography) | ||
Film Editing by | |||
| Mark Wybourn | |||
Casting by | |||
| Daniel Hubbard | |||
Production Design by | |||
| Grenville Horner | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Robinia Farnaby | |||
| David Walley | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Sarah Kane | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Linda Alderson | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Jo Adams | .... | hair stylist | |
| Jo Adams | .... | makeup artist | |
| Jo Grover | .... | makeup assistant | |
| Jo Grover | .... | prosthetics assistant | |
| Joanna Grover | .... | assistant makeup artist | |
| Joan Hills | .... | makeup designer | |
| Joan Hills | .... | prosthetics designer | |
| Susan Howard | .... | chief prosthetic makeup artist | |
| Sam Ives | .... | prosthetic makeup artist | |
| Paul Mooney | .... | hair stylist | |
| Sunita Parmar | .... | prosthetic makeup artist | |
Production Management | |||
| Michelle Pianca | .... | unit manager | |
Art Department | |||
| Richard Barratt | .... | property master | |
| Grace Brook | .... | stand-by art director | |
| Kimberley Fahey | .... | assistant buyer | |
| Beverley Gerard | .... | stand-by props | |
Sound Department | |||
| Justine Angus | .... | dialogue editor | |
| Arthur Graley | .... | foley editor | |
| Richard Jay | .... | sound: behind the scenes | |
| Julian Slater | .... | supervising sound editor | |
| Alastair Widgery | .... | sound mixer | |
| Chris Sturmer | .... | consultant: Dolby film sound (uncredited) | |
Special Effects by | |||
| Steve Lucas | .... | special effects | |
| Emma Toft | .... | sewing: fat suits | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| James Skinner | .... | visual effects supervisor (as Jim Skinner) | |
Stunts | |||
| Ray De-Haan | .... | assistant stunt coordinator | |
| Steve Griffin | .... | assistant stunt coordinator | |
| Charles Jarman | .... | stunt double: Don Warrington | |
| Adam Kirley | .... | stunt double | |
| Andreas Petrides | .... | stunts | |
| Lee Sheward | .... | stunt coordinator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Jamie Fowlds | .... | Steadicam operator | |
| Martin Healey | .... | gaffer | |
| Robin Holder | .... | assistant camera | |
| Bill Kaye | .... | still photographer | |
| Andy Mountain | .... | light console operator | |
| Ben Raban | .... | assistant camera grip | |
| David Taylor | .... | best boy | |
| David Wall | .... | electrician | |
| Andy Young | .... | key grip | |
Casting Department | |||
| Vanessa Baker | .... | adr voice casting | |
| Brendan Donnison | .... | adr voice casting | |
| Kelly Valentine Hendry | .... | casting assistant | |
Editorial Department | |||
| Daryl Jordan | .... | assembly editor | |
Music Department | |||
| Greg Francis | .... | music arranger | |
Other crew | |||
| Hattie Bowering | .... | assistant production coordinator | |
| Hannah Brown | .... | production assistant | |
| Matt Curtis | .... | title designer | |
| Julia Finn | .... | unit publicist | |
| Fraser Grant | .... | assistant accountant | |
| Benjamin Greenacre | .... | location manager | |
| Nicole Gregory | .... | unit publicist | |
| Jennifer Lambert | .... | location nurse | |
| Anna Lee | .... | location assistant | |
| Victoria Lorkin-Lange | .... | production coordinator | |
| Clea Tammes | .... | production executive | |
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That sounds like a pretty outrageous claim, but see the movie and you will know where I'm coming from (oo-err! bit of innuendo!) Really though, this is an abomination of a film, dreadful in every possible aspect. As a life long Viz reader I know what a Fat slags movie should be like, and this just ain't it. Similarities between the comic book characters and on screen counterparts was minimal: they're fat, oh yeah, and, well, that's it really. They should be constantly looking for sex, getting drunk and generally being loud and offensive: doesn't sound like much of a plot, but come, the film only lasts 75 or so minutes, (which really drags). The two actresses were also very poor, just plain annoying. And how could they miss out the trademark laugh? NA AA AA AA AA AA AA AA AA: no such laughs in this movie. Save time and read the comic instead.