Death to the Supermodels (2005) (V)

User Rating:

2.3/10   

Director:

Joel Silverman

Writer (WGA):

Joel Silverman (written by)

Release Date:

29 November 2005 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

They're Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Plot:

This sexy comedy finds the world's greatest, most eccentric supermodels gathered on a deserted island for the swimsuit photo shoot from hell. |

Plot Keywords:

Supermodel | Murder | Beautiful Woman | Female Nudity | Flatulence

Cast

Jaime Pressly	...	Tiffany
Brooke Burns	...	Eva
Taylor Negron	...	Gunther
Matt Winston	...	Gerd
Diane Delano	...	Merle
Jason Acuña	...	Dieter (as Jason 'Wee-Man' Acuña)
Marcelle Larice	...	Yo
Kimberley Davies	...	Darbie
Sung Hi Lee	...	Hoo-Chi
Maria Arcé	...	P
Chris Ellis	...	Ed
Reginald VelJohnson	...	Tom
Jim Piddock	...	Self-help Ryan (voice)
T.J. Storm	...	Ninja
Eva Derrek	...	French Model

MPAA:

Rated R for crude and sexual humor.

Runtime:

USA:84 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

Singapore:M18 | Australia:M | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Costa Rica

Company:

Supermodel Movie LLC

Quotes:

P: [Pouts] You make me sad.
[Silence for a few seconds. Grins]
P: I have to poop

Movie Connections:

Spoofs Basic Instinct (1992)

Soundtrack:

SHAKE WHAT THE GODS GAVE YOU!

Keep sleeping tablets close at hand

For those people contemplating this abominable title, I have only two pieces of advice.

1. Once you've lost those 90 minutes, you can't ever get them back. 2. The cost of rental will only be the start of your outlays. Therapy will cost a lot, lot more.

This film is terrible on every level.. acting, plot, script, you name it. I generally have pretty good stamina when it comes to bad films, and can quite enjoy them when they're "bad funny" (e.g. naked weapon). Unfortunately, "death to the supermodels" isn't in this category. It's far, far worse. 1 out of 10.