Dracula 3000 (2004) (TV)

User Rating:

1.8/10   

Director:

Darrell Roodt

Writers:

Ivan Milborrow (writer)
Darrell Roodt (writer)

Release Date:

9 August 2004 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Sci-Fi

Tagline:

In space, the sun never rises.

Plot:

Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship.

Plot Keywords:

Dracula | Coffin | Vampire | 3000s | Spaceship

Cast

Casper Van Dien	...	Capt. Abraham Van Helsing
Erika Eleniak	...	Aurora Ash
Coolio	...	187
Alexandra Kamp-Groeneveld	...	Mina Murry (as Alexandra Kamp)
Grant Swanby	...	Arthur "The Professor" Holmwood
Langley Kirkwood	...	Orlock
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister	...	Humvee (as Tiny Lister)
Udo Kier	...	Capt. Varna

Also Known As:

Dracula 3000: Infinite Darkness (South Africa: English title) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated R for violence, language including sexual references, and some drug use.

Runtime:

USA:86 min

Country:

Germany | South Africa

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

Finland:K-15 | UK:15 | Germany:12 | Spain:18 | Netherlands:12 | Singapore:NC-16 | Australia:MA | New Zealand:R13 | USA:R

Company:

Film Afrika Worldwide

Goofs:

Continuity: When the Professor is locked in the rec room, the door opens and while he's shooting there is a round handle to open and lock the door, mounted on the door. When he stops firing the gun, the shot cuts to him then back to the door and the round handle is gone. Later, when someone leaves the room it is back again.

Quotes:

Capt. Abraham Van Helsing: For a computer, you sure are bitchy.
Aurora Ash: It's all in the programming, baby.

Movie Connections:

References "The Bionic Woman" (1976)

The worst movie I've ever seen!

I'm at a loss for words. This movie is beyond description. I don't believe there is a language on Earth that has a word that can describe how horrible this movie is. If you do attempt to watch it, be sure to stick around for the "suprise ending". I only made it about three quarters of the way through this piece of crap before I couldn't take it anymore. Fortunately(or unfortunately) a couple of my buddies stayed till the end. When they woke up from their coma and after a couple of weeks of therapy they were able to fill me in on what I had missed. This movie has no story, no plot, horrible writing, and even worse acting. If you enjoy watching train wrecks or auto accidents then this film is for you. I think my IQ dropped about 30 points from watching this (insert expletive here).