[
Stan is putting suntan lotion on Max]
Stan Lloyd:
Don't you want me to coat everything?
[
Max's fishing pole starts to move]
Max Burdett:
My pole!
Stan Lloyd:
No way, man! I'm only doing your back!
[
Max and Lola are eating at a restaurant with an American couple]
Ed:
Sheila and I like to swap.
Lola Cirillo:
Swap?
Ed:
We like to have sex with other couples.
Max Burdett:
Check please!
[
Max and Lola are eating at a restaurant with an American couple and are discussing their businesses]
Wendell:
My family's been in manure for three generations.
Max Burdett:
No shit.
Stan Lloyd:
[
after emptying his revolver into a shark Max caught] You have the right to remain silent!
Henri Mooré:
The pleasures derived from financially procured female companionship
Stan Lloyd:
It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions.
Max Burdett:
I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.
Max Burdett:
Give me a Jack on the rocks. It doesn't have a fancy name, but if it was good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me.
Luc:
Frank? Who's Frank?
Max Burdett:
Sinatra.
Luc:
Did Frank take an umbrella?
Max Burdett:
[
laughing] Not even when it was raining.
Ed:
So, uh, what kind of business are you in, Max?
Max Burdett:
I have a bunch of sweatshops in the Philippines.
Ed:
Oh.
Sheila:
Oh.
Max Burdett:
You should see those kids make those hats.
Henri Mooré:
I'm Henri Mooré.
Max Burdett:
You're American.
Henri Mooré:
Yes, actually it's Moore. I put a little thingy on the e. Matches the scene.
Stan Lloyd:
The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset and those who don't.
Stan Lloyd:
People like you are never happy.
Stan Lloyd:
You're anxious, type-A, egocentric perfectionists who can't sit still and die alone with a million bucks and a thousand regrets.
Stan Lloyd:
The people who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day...
Stan Lloyd:
They're the happy ones.
Max Burdett:
This is the first diamond I ever bought. Will you marry me?
Lola Cirillo:
I want the receipt...
Stan Lloyd:
Just because you're English doesn't mean you have to hide your emotions.
Max Burdett:
I'm Irish, we let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.
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