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first lines]
Damian Cunningham:
[
voiceover] The French have said au revoir to the franc, the Germans have said auf wiedersehen to the mark, and the Portuguese have said... whatever to their thing.
Damian Cunningham:
God doesn't rob banks!
Damian Cunningham:
God doesn't rob banks, all right? God does not rob banks.
Anthony:
What did you bring a thousand pounds to school for? Can't you see that's suspicious?
Damian Cunningham:
It's not suspicious, it's unusual.
Headteacher:
Would you like to tell us why you did it Anthony?
Anthony:
[
pause] Our mum's dead!
[
crying]
Damian Cunningham:
I thought it was from God... who else would have that kind of money?
Anthony:
[
to Damian] If you tell the government they will take forty percent of it. FORTY PERCENT! Do you know how much that is?
[
Damian shakes his head]
Anthony:
That's nearly ALL of it.
Dorothy:
What?
Damian Cunningham:
I need a wee.
Dorothy:
Tell her that. Can he use your loo?
Cashier 2:
I'm not sure.
Dorothy:
The poor kid's been in here half an hour. You must have a loo. What do you do when you need to go?
[
the Ugandan martyr motions to a red line across his neck]
Gonzaga:
I was beheaded.
[
after realizing the trouble that Damian's "gift" has caused]
Anthony:
[
to Damian] You're a loony, and you ought to be *locked up!*
Anthony:
You do realise, you just kissed goodbye to the money.
Ronnie:
Come on, let's get cracking.
Anthony:
She's going to run off with it, you must know that?
Ronnie:
Come on! How can she, she's got Damian?
Anthony:
She'll kidnap him, hold him to ransom for the rest of the money.
Ronnie:
No, Anthony, that's what *you'd* do.
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