Tru:
Have a little faith in your sister.
Jack Harper:
Have a little faith in your sister.
Tru:
My friend Lindsay works in public relations.
Davis:
So do we, except our public happens to be dead.
[
talking about a financial situation Harrison has gotten himself into]
Tru:
What happens if you don't pay?
Harrison Davies:
I'll be in trouble.
Tru:
How much trouble?
Harrison Davies:
Let's just say I may be asking for your help at the end of the night... you know, from beyond.
Tru:
HARRISON!
Harrison Davies:
I'm just kidding. Man, talk to a few dead people and lose your sense of humor...
[
operating on a live woman, to try and save her life]
Davis:
I can't do it.
Tru:
Why not?
Davis:
The living creep me out.
Geoffrey:
You can't get mad cow from a bull, that's why they call it "cow".
Tru:
It must be nice living in your world, Harrison.
Harrison Davies:
What, do you got some kind of death wish?
Jack Harper:
Harrison, death isn't something you have to wish for. It's coming anyway.
Tru:
C'mon, I'm taking you somewhere safe.
Harrison Davies:
Safe? What's safer than a morgue?
Davis:
[
to Harrison] I'm so sorry. Please, accept my condolences. You were so... young.
Harrison Davies:
Dude, I'm still alive. I died yesterday.
Harrison Davies:
[
to Davis] See ya later, Morgue Man.
Jack Harper:
You know, Daivs is a nice guy, but why do I get the feeling that we're gonna come in here one morning and all the corpses are gonna be dressed up for an imaginary tea party?
Davis:
Pretty girl is nothing but trouble...
Tru:
[
to Jack] It's MY turn to talk, so listen up! My mother had the calling, and she passed it on to me, and if you think you one minute that I am EVER going to stop, you are saddly mistaken! So you just better watch your back, cause its on!
Jack Harper:
I thought a change of location would help. It didn't. I'm hoping a change of vocation will.
Jack Harper:
No one should die on an empty stomach.
Tru:
[
after Jack let Megan slip off the building] I wish it was you.
Jack Harper:
That makes two of us.
Lindsay Walker:
My note, turned one guy into a liar... and another one... *gay*!
Tru:
The power of the written words!
Glenn Carpenter:
There is something I always wanted to tell you, I always thought that you were the most beautiful girl in school... then you left that note in my locker...
Lindsay Walker:
I left that note in your locker?
Glenn Carpenter:
That note changed my life.
Lindsay Walker:
It did?
Glenn Carpenter:
It made me realize some very important thing... I couldn't have feelings for you, I couldn't have feelings for any girl.
Lindsay Walker:
Are you telling me that my note, made you... gay?
Glenn Carpenter:
A note made me gay! Let me tell you something, at 10th reunion... then the tiara is mine!
Lindsay Walker:
Oh.
Glenn Carpenter:
Hello, can I have your attention please? It's now time to announce the class of '99's five-year reunion-queen... The queen is - Candace Aimes!
Candace Aimes:
Wow! Thank you so much, this is such a surprise!... Okay, not that much of a surprise.
Tru:
I can't stop thinking about Candace Aimes, could you think of anyone who still are holding a grudge against her?
Lindsay Walker:
Strange question, let me think... I know! The entire graduating class.
Jeremy:
[
pickup line] You're not Tru. You're too good to be Tru.
Tru:
[
Jensen just lit a candle] Who is that one for?
Jensen Ritchie:
[
blows it out] Nobody.
Jack Harper:
Good people has to die too, Tru.
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