James Lansome:
Brazil's the only country named after a tree. Bagged lettuce that you buy at the store, they wash it in chlorine.
Samantha Mackenzie:
The little parallelogram above your top lip is called a filtrum. Five years, half a decade, is a lustrum.
James Lansome:
Every state in the Union has a town called Springfield. Male turtles grunt, female turtles hiss.
Samantha Mackenzie:
The difference between a fruit and a vegetable - off the vine fruit ripens, a vegetable just rots.
James Lansome:
Spread your arms just like this, middle finger to middle finger, it's equivalent to your height.
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