The Real Cancun (2003)

User Rating:

2.3/10   

Director:

Rick de Oliveira

Writer:

Brian Caldirola (writer)

Release Date:

25 April 2003 (USA)

Genre:

Documentary

Tagline:

No scripts. No actors. No rules. Anything can happen during spring break, and it did.

Plot:

Sixteen American college students drink, flirt, fight and canoodle during their Spring Break vacation in Cancun, Mexico.

Plot Keywords:

Spring Break | Mexico | Cancun Mexico | Vacation | College Student

Awards:

3 nominations

Cast

Brittany Brown-Hart	...	Herself
Benjamin Fletcher	...	Himself (as Benjamin 'Fletch' Fletcher)
Nicole Frilot	...	Herself
Roxanne Frilot	...	Herself
David Ingber	...	Himself
Jeremy Jazwinski	...	Himself
Amber Madison	...	Herself
Paul Malbry	...	Himself
Marquita 'Sky' Marshall	...	Herself
Laura Ramsey	...	Herself
Matthew Slenske	...	Himself
Alan Taylor	...	Himself
Heidi Vance	...	Herself
Jorell Washington	...	Himself
Casey Weeks	...	Himself

Also Known As:

Real Spring Break (USA) (working title)
Spring Break (USA) (working title)
Untitled Spring Break Project (USA) (working title)

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexuality/nudity, language and partying.

Runtime:

USA:96 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

DTS

Certification:

Iceland:12 | UK:15 | Australia:M | USA:R | Canada:18A (Alberta/British Columbia/Manitoba/Ontario) | Canada:16+ (Quebec) | Canada:14 (Nova Scotia) | Philippines:R-18

Filming Locations:

Cancún, Quintana Roo, Mexico

Company:

Bunim-Murray Productions (BMP)

Trivia:

This film's production dates was only 10 days (from 13 March 2003 to 23 March 2003). It was released 5 weeks later, on April 25, 2003.

Goofs:

Continuity: The amount of beer in Jeff's 40 changes inconsistently between shots.

Quotes:

Jorell Washington: It don't make no difference. YOU GONNA TAKE IT LIKE I GIVE IT.

Movie Connections:

Featured in Mean Girls (2004)

Soundtrack:

Where's Your Head At

How bad can movies get?

Appalling.

It provides its own reward for the cast, who will no doubt buy copies to show their grandkids. I hope they're proud; I'm sure their parents are. The poor specimens of today's youth that it portrays, foul mouthed and ignorant, are regrettably typical of the lower end of the IQ pool, but what's worse is that it fails even in its promise of a T&A movie.

Let's be honest about this; it's like Big Brother. The only reason to get this out is to look at naked young bodies; after all, you can always turn the sound down and fast forward through the talkie bits. Why would anybody want to hear what these cretins have to say? And if even the T&A turns out to be non-existent, why bother making it?

One of the worst movies ever made, and all who had a part in it should be ashamed.