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7 April 2004 (USA) moreTagline:
Wrong turn in Arizona. No brakes in Colorado. Arrested in Kansas. It's the ultimate family trip. morePlot:
AAA can't help the roadside emergency that is the JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION. Even the on-board navigation... more | add synopsisAwards:
3 nominations moreNewsDesk:
(9 articles)
HollywoodChicago.com Hookup: 10 ‘All Star Comedy Jam’ DVDs With Cedric the Entertainer (From HollywoodChicago.com. 12 September 2009, 5:35 PM, PDT)
'Fire' Burns '30'
(From Studio Briefing - Film News. 27 April 2004)
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A Sheer Waste of Time more (46 total)Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Cedric the Entertainer | ... | Nate Johnson / Uncle Earl | |
| Vanessa Williams | ... | Dorothy Johnson | |
| Solange Knowles | ... | Nikki Johnson | |
| Bow Wow | ... | D.J. Johnson | |
| Gabby Soleil | ... | Destiny Johnson | |
| Shannon Elizabeth | ... | Chrishelle Rene Boudreau | |
| Steve Harvey | ... | Mack Johnson | |
| Aloma Wright | ... | Glorietta Johnson | |
| Shari Headley | ... | Jacqueline | |
| Jennifer Freeman | ... | Jill | |
| Philip Bolden | ... | Mack Jr. (as Philip Daniel Bolden) | |
| Rodney Perry | ... | Cousin Lump (as Rodney B. Perry) | |
| Christopher B. Duncan | ... | Stan | |
| Lorna Scott | ... | Gladys | |
| Kevin P. Farley | ... | Stall Guy (as Kevin Farley) |
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Rated PG-13 for some sexual references, crude humor and brief drug material.Parents Guide:
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Iceland:L | USA:PG-13 (certificate #40571) | Netherlands:6 | Argentina:13 | Canada:PG | Finland:K-7 | UK:12A | Singapore:PG | Australia:PGFun Stuff
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Continuity: In the car Dorothy says, "I thought we settled that when I moved out," and Nikki looks up from her magazine. In the next shot she's reading it again. moreQuotes:
Glorietta Johnson: We gon' let Mack and Nate pray, uh see which one of 'em was paying more attention in sunday schoolMack Johnson: well, well i guess since i'm the oldest i go first
Nate Johnson: fine, alright everyone uh, bow your heads and close your ears
Mack Johnson: yo eyes, err'ybody close yo eyes, Gracious God, I come to you as humbly as i know how, Praising you and giving you thanks, for bringing us together yet another year,helpin us come together to help celebrate my victory, and Nate's agony of defeat, let us eat
Nate Johnson: Father God we thank you for allowing us to come together and share with one another, Father we know that you created the birds that fly and gave the dog the voice to bark
[arrf, Nate barks]
Nate Johnson: , But you wouldn't have to create the sun if you knew that Mack was gon' be sittin over there in that bright yellow shirt lookin all sunny side up like a rootie tootie, fresh and fruity
Mack Johnson: Oh Lord, Lord, Lord, We Father God, also realize that you are the creator of earth and heaven, moon and the stars, dats how I know ain't no way you had nuttin to do with creating that tacky, gangsta lookin wheel spinning SUV, that uncle Earl had to drag outta here
Nate Johnson: [interrupting Mack] hol' hol' hold on Father, Hold up wait a minute, what about the time you put the pepto bismol in the cool aid, and errybody had diorrhoea for the summer, don't let me have to mention that to momma
Mack Johnson: [interrrupting Nate] hold' on, what about the time that you burned down all the bushes round the house, cuz you got tired of goin outside and gettin yo own switch
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Johnson Family Vacation IS the WORST family comedy I have ever seen. It is barely even funny. The characters, or should I say caricatures, are so annoying, you just feel like reaching out and giving each a tight slap. The classic family road trip premise is completely squandered with poor execution of jokes, poor comedic timing and the list goes on. Clichéd comedic setups are so poorly executed, you just can help but roll your eyes in disbelief. Cedric the Entertainer may be a good comedian but it just does not show in this movie. The beautiful Venessa Williams is completely wasted. In short, don't waste your time with this derivative, bland and totally un-funny pile of junk. 2 out of 10.