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Get ready for a whole new Christ!! morePlot:
What would Jesus do if he returned to Earth and discovered he could no longer relate to the youth of today? full summary | add synopsisAwards:
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(Credited cast) | Jonathan C. Green | ... | Jesus / Ultrachrist |
 | Celia A. Montgomery | ... | Molly |
 | Samuel Bruce Campbell | ... | Parks Commissioner A.C. Meany |
| Dara Shindler | ... | Jada Jennsen |
| Jordan Hoffman | ... | Archangel Ira |
 | Danielle Langlois | ... | Jane |
| Samantha Dark | ... | Paula |
| Nathaniel Graves | ... | Tommy |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Rana Lee Araneta | ... | Pool Player #2 |
 | Amanda Bernen | ... | Meany's Masseuse |
| Jonathan Bloom | ... | Local Sinner |
| Patrick Brennan | ... | Perverted Cheer Fan (voice) |
| Tian Chen | ... | Local Sinner |
| Bob Cohen | ... | Marty |
| Elizabeth Cooper | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| Don Creech | ... | God the Father |
| Dan Cross | ... | Local Sinner |
| Tara Cullen | ... | 'For a Good Time Call' Girl |
| Jen Deaderick | ... | Local Hypocrite |
| Marcy Dermansky | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| Kerry Douglas Dye | ... | Lesser Angel (as Eladio Von Neumann-Phoc) |
| Ann Farrell | ... | Scandalized Nun |
| Jurgen Fauth | ... | Richard Nixon (as Dr. Jurgen Fauth) |
| Kim Gatewood | ... | Drunk Girl #1 |
| Jessica Goring | ... | Wireless Operatrix (voice) |
| Marty Grillo | ... | Murray Klein |
| Rob Haussman | ... | Yo Mama Osama |
| Stefan Helmreich | ... | Local Hypocrite |
| Sunny Hong | ... | Kid With Candy Bar |
| Sky Hosoya | ... | Dominatrix |
| Jen MacNeil | ... | Madame / Cheerleader / Extra Voices (voice) |
| Ryan V. McCallum | ... | Jim Morrison |
| Mary McCarthy | ... | Murray's Wife |
| Blaise Michaels | ... | Mme. Tushka's Girl #2 |
| Steve Montague | ... | Adolph Hitler |
 | Kristen Moser | ... | Pro-Jesus Interviewee |
| Edmund Mullins | ... | Wrestling Fan (as Edmund Eugene Mullins III) |
| Leila Nelson | ... | Leila |
| Kimberly A. Nowaczyk | ... | Local Sinner |
| Heather Paxon | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| Samantha Pelosi | ... | Girl Who Wants Ice Cream |
| Josh Pelzek | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| R.T. Pierce | ... | Pool Player #1 |
| Jamie Rabinaw | ... | Wrestling Fan (as Jamie Lisa Rabinaw) |
| Amber Ray | ... | Wrestling Card Girl |
| Bryan Riss | ... | Bummed-Out Rabbi |
| Darrill Rosen | ... | Anti-Jesus Interviewee |
| Jason Rozger | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| James Ruchala | ... | Banjo Player |
| Laura Ruchala | ... | Girl in Alley |
| Pete Ruppert | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| John Schmit | ... | Local Hypocrite |
| Shappy Seasholtz | ... | Wrestling Announcer |
| Milind Shah | ... | Wrestling Fan |
| Jennifer Simonds | ... | Local Sinner |
| Ruth Singleton | ... | Wrestling Fan |
 | Caroline Whitney Smith | ... | Drunk Girl #2 |
| Denise Stockman | ... | Local Hypocrite |
| Michael R. Thomas | ... | Vlad the Impaler |
| Noah Timan | ... | Enlightened One (as Noah Vivekanand Timan) |
| Mike Urdaneta | ... | Purty Lady Interviewee |
| Vanessa Vetrini | ... | Haggard Mother |
| Ashley Yeater | ... | Mme. Tushka's Girl #1 |
| Sim Xai Ying | ... | Times Square Cartoonist |
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Normally I don't like to bash indie cinema (It's more fun to trash movies that are poorly crafted but cost $$$ to make) but I have to make an exception. I was fooled by the high IMDb rating and reviews on this turkey, which must have
been posted by friends of the creator. Let me say upfront that I'm far from
religious, and appreciate good satire in the vein of Election. This was too dumb to be called satire.
A Jesus with a whiny Brookyln accent shows up nude in NYC (a'la "The Terminator") and crafts a spandex powder blue "superhero costume" to relate to today's youth. Lots of scatology and sex jokes as Jesus turns the
commandments to pro casual sex to win converts. The video and especially
audio are sub-porno quality. "Jesus" fights Richard Nixon (guy in rubber Nixon mask) Jim Morrison and Dracula. An interesting concept badly executed. Look
elsewhere for religious humor not so puerile, I suggest "The Life of Brian".