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The Family Stone (2005) More at IMDbPro »

Sybil Stone: He's gonna ask me for that ring...
Susannah Stone: Mom, *enough* about the ring.

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Meredith Morton: I don't care whether you like me or not!
Amy Stone: Of course you do.

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Ben Stone: [to Meredith] Are you comfortable?

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Amy Stone: [about Meredith] She has got this throat-clearing tick... it's like she's digging for clams!

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Sybil Stone: Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: Yes, those are mushrooms.
Patrick Thomas: Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: He is?
Ben Stone: OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er... OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?
Meredith Morton: Oh, well... I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus...
Ben Stone: Are those mushrooms?
Meredith Morton: I DIDN'T KNOW!

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Ben Stone: [to Meredith] Don't dilly-dally there, pretty lady. We're all gonna be down here talking about you.

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Patrick Thomas: [Meredith is up while playing charades] Uh... bride!
Amy Stone: [after giving her the 4-word movie title] Always A Bridesmaid, Never a Bride!... Oh, wait, that's six words.

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Ben Stone: [to Meredith] You have a freak flag. You just don't fly it.

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Patrick Thomas: [the family is playing Charades and Thad is up. No one is guessing right, but Patrick finally gets it] Ooh! "Billy Don't Be a Hero"!
Thad Stone: Yes! THANK you!
Amy Stone: That's a song?
Susannah Stone: Yes, it's a song. You've heard it.
Ben Stone: Whose clue was that? It's not very... it's not good.
Meredith Morton: Ahem.

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Ben Stone: Hey! I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it!

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Sybil Stone: [to Amy, after opening Meredith's Christmas gift, a photo of a very pregnant Sybil] That's me and you, kid.
[Amy looks up, crying and nodding]
Sybil Stone: Me and you.

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Ben Stone: [after opening Susannah's Christmas gift] Hey! Is this houndstooth?
Susannah Stone: Yep! Filene's Bargain Basement.

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Kelly Stone: We will try to welcome her back in, like a *civilized* family might.

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Meredith Morton: What's so great about you guys?
Sybil Stone: Uh, nothing... it's just that we're all that we've got.

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Meredith Morton: I hope I'm not putting anyone out.
Amy Stone: *Me*. You're putting, *me* out.

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Sybil Stone: [hiding from the family why Ben receives her so emotionally when coming home] Did you and Dad have fun getting stoned?

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John Trousdale: First thing's first: Who's Amy making out with in the ambulance?

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Ben Stone: Calm down. You've been drinking Cokes all day.

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Ben Stone: I'd want a little black baby.
Everett Stone: You already have a little black baby.
Ben Stone: Can ya dig it!

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Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.
Meredith Morton: I... What?
Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.

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Meredith Morton: Brad? Brad Stevenson? Aren't you the guy who popped Amy's cherry?

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Meredith Morton: I slept with your brother.
Everett Stone: You slept with who?
Thad Stone: Do not look at me!

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Meredith Morton: Isn't there anybody that loves me?

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Patrick Thomas: [Signing] That's beautiful.
Thad Stone: [Signing] So are you.

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Meredith Morton: I love the gays!

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Meredith Morton: [Meeting Thad, who is deaf, for the first time] HELLO. I'M MEREDITH. I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
Thad Stone: [to Susannah] why’s she shouting?

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Sybil Stone: [Signing to Thad after Meredith has insulted his being gay] Hey. Hey, you.
[he doesn't look her way, she tosses a fork at his plate to get his attention]
Sybil Stone: I love you. And you are more normal than any other... asshole sitting at this table. OK? OK. I need a fork.

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Meredith Morton: I'm sorry, I would sign, but I don't know the language.

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Sybil Stone: Christmas is not "clothing optional" this year - we have a guest.

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Ben Stone: [quoting ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ before he lights the tree] "And now," cried Max, "Let the wild rumpus start."

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Ben Stone: So, uh, where's dad?
Sybil Stone: He ran away. Joined the circus
Everett Stone: Better circus.
Patrick Thomas: Yeah. Less clowns.

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