Jack:
Wow! THAT was a major buzz kill!
[
after killing Hanson the zombie]
Finton:
Yes, you do that, Terphries.
Tiffany:
[
in helicopter as it lifts off in a tropical storm] Can you fly in this?
Jack:
What?
Tiffany:
Can you fly in this?
Jack:
No.
Tiffany:
Wonderful.
Drake:
[
after their helicopter lands on the island] Well, the chopper's out of commission.
Tiffany:
Wonderful. So after all this shit, we're stranded too?
Drake:
Mmm-hmm. We'll hike inland a little bit. See what's here. Maybe we'll find something.
Tiffany:
Wonderful.
Dr. Dawn Porter:
[
hiking through jungle to escape the komodo] When the winds are right, it can smell carrion from up to four miles away.
Drake:
What's carri-on?
Jack:
Luggage.
Tiffany:
Wonderful.
Dr. Dawn Porter:
Rebecca, I want you back on shore immediately, and put on your clothes.
Dr. Dawn Porter:
Looks like our serum really works Professor! The valence readings are up almost 600%. I mean they're off the charts! The growth potential here is enormous!
Prof. Nathan Phipps:
Listen, I want you and Becky to get back here as soon as possible. With that kind of exponential reaction there's no telling what kind of mutations have occurred. We run the risk of a complete molecular breakdown.
Tiffany:
You gotta be kidding, that's like 2 miles from here.
Drake:
Well if you're that thirsty honey, let's go.
Tiffany:
I hate you all.
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