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Dracula II: Ascension (2003) (V) More at IMDb Pro »

Elizabeth Blaine: Who are you?
Dracula: Who am I? Gilles de Rais, Vlad Tepes, El Hazarid... Dagobert, Proximus, Uther, Caligula... ah, Iscariot... and so many more I've long forgotten.

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Dracula: So noble what you said to the girl. About the sunlight purging her of evil. But she's too far gone and you know it. You know she will die.
Father Uffizi: Better by her own hand than mine.
Dracula: I like that. You're more ruthless than I am.

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Kenny: How much more real does it have to get?
Lowell: We know he's alive, Kenny. We just don't know what's keeping him alive.
Eric: Or if that essence can be safely transferred to another person.
Kenny: I just got through planting my best friend in someone's backyard. Excuse me if I don't give a shit. So unless this essence of yours can bring her back, I just want to get my money and get the hell out of here.
Lowell: Tanya's dead. It doesn't work on dead cells.
Kenny: No? How does it work, Lowell? Does it work on diseased cells? Would it work on that? How about cells from some poor palsy piece of shit in a wheelchair who...
[shouts]
Kenny: Oh, my God! That's you!
Lowell: You're missing the big picture here.
Kenny: Sure. You won't be just sitting there with your Nobel prize, you'll be dancing with it.

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Tanya: Maybe we need virgin blood.
Kenny: [rolls eyes] Why?
Tanya: Didn't Elizabeth Bathory always bathe in virgin blood?
Elizabeth Blaine: No, no. Because when my blood touched its skin, it reacted.
Kenny: There goes the virgin theory.

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Eric: [about to be bitten] Go on. I'll still live forever.
Dracula: Ah, but will you want to?
[bites off Eric's face]

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[Elizabeth is taking a blood sample from Dracula]
Dracula: Erzabet...”oath of God" in Hebrew. Is it not? The noble caretaker of the dead, giving names to the nameless, comfort to the damned, and now taker of blood.
[Elizabeth is surprised that Dracula has no more blood]
Dracula: What's wrong, bloodsucker? Did you think my blood would be limitless? Better that you protect what you already have than to seek more where there is none.

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Elizabeth Blaine: [while watching vampire blood fix diseased human cells] If it replaces the cells it's killed, when do you stop being you?
Kenny: It won't change who you are. It'll just make you better. Hell, it'll turn you into fuckin' Superman!
Luke: Or pure refried evil.
Elizabeth Blaine: Where've you been?
Luke: [pulling out bottles of water] Shopping.
Kenny: You know, evil is just a state of mind, fella. That's all.
Lowell: He's right, you know. Completely subjective term. Absolutely meaningless in clinical study.
Luke: Is it? Is this the new you, Lowell? Here's the new you on holy water.
[Luke pours holy water on Lowell's skin sample soaked with vampire blood and it starts fizzing]
Kenny: It's acid. You threw fucking acid on it!
[Luke drinks the holy water]
Kenny: So, what are you saying?
Luke: What I'm saying, Kenny, is that that thing out there is a monster. And I'm no better than you, because I'm the one who stole it. But don't pretend it's something else. You know what it is. We all know what it is.

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Lowell: Okay. We all know it's a vampire. Nobody's kidding themselves here. The trick is to separate the diseased vector - the evil, if you will - from the healthy one.
Eric: Right. Like a vaccine. When you take what makes you sick and you turn it into a cure.

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Luke: We had nothing to do with this!
Father Uffizi: You had everything to do with this.
[examines Elizabeth]
Father Uffizi: You're turning.
Elizabeth Blaine: [weakly] Leave me alone.
Father Uffizi: The infection must have been slight to begin with. There's still a way this can be reversed.
Luke: How?
Father Uffizi: Sunlight. Take her into the sunlight. Pray that there is enough of what's human to survive the destruction of what's not.
Luke: [helps Elizabeth up] Okay.
Father Uffizi: The agony will be unimaginable. No matter how strong her will, in the end, she will fight her way back to the dark side. You must not let her.

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Dracula: Don't you wonder, Priest, ever since you stared into the abyss and saw nothing? Don't you want to know the truth before you take my head?
Father Uffizi: Silence!
Dracula: I knew him, knew your Christ. Shared his agony. Bore his secrets.
Father Uffizi: There's nothing you can tell me that I don't already know in my heart.
Dracula: I knew him better than anybody, better than his own weeping mother. He loved me like a brother. I can show you how it began and how it will end.
[Dracula forces images of Christ's execution and Iscariot's suicide into Uffizi's mind]
Father Uffizi: LIES! LIES! LIES!

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Cardinal Siqueros: If what they say about you is true, then you have committed unspeakable acts.
Father Uffizi: Then God will judge me, not you.

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Kenny: What have we got here? Have you come to give me a whippin, dad? Have I been that bad?
[charges Uffizi, who strangles him with his whip]
Kenny: I'm not what you think!
Father Uffizi: You're exactly what I think.
Kenny: Do you want my soul, Father? Do you want my soul? Is that it?
Father Uffizi: No, God gets your soul. I just want your head.
[decapitates Kenny]

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Luke: Where's Kenny?
Eric: Dead! Very dead!
Luke: You killed him?
Eric: Yes.
[Luke aims his spear at Eric]
Eric: No! No, somebody beat me to it. And that same son of a bitch is coming for us!
Luke: Just one guy?
Eric: One guy? One guy?
Luke: Yes!
Eric: Yes, one guy! And here's the kicker... he's a bloody priest!
Luke: A priest?
Eric: Priest from hell!

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