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11:14 (2003) More at IMDbPro »

Officer Hannagan: How 'bout the penis?

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Mark: [after coming up with a story to tell the cops] You hear that Eddie? I never hit you.
Eddie: Why should I lie?
Mark: What are you talking about?
Eddie: Why should I lie, when this is all your fault?
Mark: My fault? How the fuck is this my fault?
Eddie: Well if you hadn't been so worried about your paint job, my penis would be in my pants right now and not in my fucking hand!

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[first lines]
Jack: [talking on his cell phone] I'm on my way back from Benny's. I'm almost home. Tell me where you are and I'll come get you.

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Norma: This can't be happening.
Jack: What happened?
Norma: Chief Garby called. My only child has been hit by a car.
Jack: They just called?
Norma: Right after I came home, just a few minutes after I left you.

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Duffy: Where the fuck's my bowling ball?

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Officer Hannagan: [talking to a medic] We got a human penis right there by the curb. Somebody's gotta be looking for that.

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Officer Hannagan: Don't move!
Norma: You'll burn for what you did to my daughter!
Jack: [confused] Daughter?

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Frank: [after Mark throws a jelly donut at his windshield] Stupid little shits!

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Frank: So is that Aaron's car outside? I thought you weren't seeing him anymore?
Cheri: I'm not.
Frank: Then what's he doing back here?
Cheri: We're just hanging out.
Frank: Cheri, Cheri. I do not trust that guy.
Cheri: So you said.
Frank: Look at me. If he hits you again, I'll kill him.
Cheri: I can take care of myself.

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[last lines]
Duffy: [holding a bag of money] Cheri! I got it!
Cheri: [yelling back to Duffy] My car won't start.
Jack: [on Cheri's cell phone] Hello? Are you still there?
Cheri: [talking to Jack] Listen, I might get Duffy's half after all. I'll call you back.

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Eddie: What's with the books?
[Tim holds up a book and tries to light it on fire]
Eddie: You're gonna burn a book?
Tim: It's not like this is great fucking literature or anything. I'm doing the world a favor.

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Tim: Dude, you just broke my box.
Eddie: Yeah, you're mom told me that last night.

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Mark: [referring to Eddie's penis] Tim, it's been cut off!
Tim: So they can reattach it.
Mark: Well how the fuck are they gonna do that?
Tim: What am I, a surgeon? They use leeches and shit.
Mark: This is so stupid! What about the cops?
Tim: Just be here when I get back.

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Eddie: Did you get it? Did you get it?
[Tim throws Eddie's severed penis onto his lap]
Tim: Don't say I never did anything for you.

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Buzzy: You do what you gotta do, but I'm not going to open up this drawer.
[Duffy points his pistol at her]
Duffy: Look at me.
Buzzy: Why, so you could shoot me in the face?
Duffy: C'mon, just look at me.
[Buzzy still refuses]
Duffy: Goddamnit, you're so stubborn!

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