Wolfhound (2002) (V)

User Rating:

3.2/10   

Director:

Donovan Kelly

Writer:

Scott Bradfield (writer)

Release Date:

26 August 2002 (USA)

Genre:

Horror | Mystery | Thriller

Tagline:

Beware the Beast Within

Plot Keywords:

Erotic | Ireland | Irish Wolfhound | Nudity | Werewolf

Cast

Allen Scotti	...	Colum Kennedy
Jennifer Courtney	...	Stella Kennedy
Julie Cialini	...	Siobahn
Brian Monahan	...	Macroth
Samantha Keaveney	...	Sally Kennedy
Jack Dunne	...	Michael Kennedy
Fiona Kelly	...	Moira
Conor Nolan	...	Fergal
Maria Tecce	...	Clare
Little John Nee	...	Bob
David Flynn	...	Finn
Fionnuala Ní Fhlatharta	...	Barmaid #1
Blathnaid O'Connell	...	Woman
Sorcha Fox	...	Goth Woman
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Regina Russell	...	Fantasy Woman
Julie K. Smith	...	Fantasy Woman

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexuality.

Runtime:

80 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

UK:18 | USA:R

Company:

Transpacific Corp.

Goofs:

Continuity: When the Dad gets up out of bed, he is wearing a sleeveless white t-shirt and underwear/shorts. As he walks into the kitchen moments later, he is wearing jeans and no shirt whatsoever. When he walks outside, he now has on a jacket with a shirt underneath it.

Quotes:

Macroth: People are always messing with me. That's what happens when you're the alpha male.

Utter Tripe

I got this movie out of the bargain bin for a laugh, and honestly a laugh is all you can get out of this.

The plot in a nutshell: American family re-locate to Ireland, man gets fusty over a hairy mutt and with the added extra of cheap Sinclair Spectrum style morphing the dog changes into a woman, he gets bedazzled by her baps and ignores his family to go off for a romp with her. All is well (unless by this point the cheesy porn music doesn't make you want to pull your ears off)until this hairy geezer shows up, with may I say equally bad acting, he wants to romp with the American's wife, but she is having none of it, in the end you get to see more Spectrum special effects, a woman changing into a robotic style bird with horrendous flapping wings and more crap music. There are more bad mistakes in this film that makes it more funny than making you want to get anything aroused by the woman's gyrating and boobs fwapping all over the place.

For instance, she is supposed to be Irish and not have any luxuaries, yet when she does take her clothes off and actually speaks you can see she has very distinct tan lines and she has a strong American accent.

All in all this film was fun for a laugh and making this review, I recycled the box for another DVD and the disc itself has ended up a rather artistic drinks coaster.