Dirty Love (2005)

User Rating:

2.8/10   

Director:

John Mallory Asher

Writer:

Jenny McCarthy (writer)

Release Date:

5 May 2006 (Italy)

Genre:

Comedy | Romance

Tagline:

got dumped?

Plot:

A jilted photographer sets off on a mission to get back at her philandering model boyfriend and along the way discovers that not all love is created equal.

Plot Keywords:

Love | Photographer | Gross Out | Sleeping | Bad Smell

Awards:

4 wins & 2 nominations

Cast

Jenny McCarthy	...	Rebecca Sommers
Eddie Kaye Thomas	...	John
Carmen Electra	...	Michelle Lopez
Victor Webster	...	Richard
Kam Heskin	...	Carrie Carson
Guillermo Díaz	...	Tom Houdini
Jessica Collins	...	Mandy
Renee Albert	...	Sara
Noah Harpster	...	Robert Rodale
Jay Johnston	...	Waiter
Judith Drake	...	Waitress
David O'Donnell	...	Jake
Forbes March	...	Mr. Hot Bacon
Deryck Whibley	...	Tony
Tabitha Taylor	...	Sexy Woman

MPAA:

Rated R for strong sexuality, crude humor, language and some drug use.

Runtime:

91 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Certification:

USA:Unrated (unrated DVD version) | UK:15 | Singapore:M18 | Australia:MA | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Hollyhock House, Barnsdall Art Park - 4800 Hollywood Blvd., Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Big Screen Entertainment Group

Trivia:

Jenny McCarthy, Kam Heskin, Victor Webster, and Lochlyn Munro have all guest starred on "Charmed" (1998). Although, not in the same episodes.

Goofs:

Continuity: At the very end, John's shoe moves from being near the white lines to being on the yellow lines in the middle of the road.

Quotes:

Supermarket Cashier: Erv, can we get a price check please on the super size maxi pads for the woman who keeps bleeding all over the store?

Movie Connections:

References "Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom" (1963)

Soundtrack:

Ribbon out of Ass

I heard it was used to "break" prisoners at Guantanamo Bay

I got this movie for free and decided to watch it to kill an hour and a half at work. After the first 25 minutes, the movie became so utterly intolerable that i decided that i would rather sit in silence staring at the ceiling for the next hour then endure the pain of watching this movie for another grueling 60 minutes. Not only the worst movie of 2005, but as far as I'm concerned the worst movie I've probably ever seen. Carmen Electra's character made me want to put a gun to my head, along with everything else in this movie which left me nauseated to the point I could taste puke in the back of my throat. After lending 30 seconds to the idea that someone would read this script and then shell out the cash to greenlight this movie, you will be driven in a downward spiral of insanity. This is 91 minutes of your life you will never get back. Instead, I recommend scheduling that root canal you've been putting off, its a much better investment of an hour and a half time and far less painful to endure.