[
Eddie to Fiona]
Eddie:
Ya know what I like best about Nigel? His personality.
Eddie:
You know what I like about you?
Fiona:
What?
Eddie:
Nothing.
Eddie:
Why can't you just say "good morning?"
Fiona:
Why can't you just say "I've found my own flat." Five simple words to brighten up a rainy day. It's not hard. I've. Found. My. Own. Flat.
Eddie:
Really? When are you moving out?
Pippin:
You have to be careful though, mate. I can't handle these intense inter-personal things like that, you know? I'm English. I need to try and keep it down, keep it locked, inside, like we do. I mean, how else are you going to develop cancer?
Eddie:
[
to Fiona] Why don't you do something really funny? You know, like push a handicapped kid down the stairs in his wheelchair?
Fiona:
Get out.
Eddie:
Out of the kitchen?
Fiona:
Out of the kitchen, out of the flat, out of London, out of the world. It's full. Get out.
Eddie:
I can't get out of the world. I didn't pull the kind of math grades you need to qualify for the space program.
Fiona:
Well we're in trouble then aren't we?
Eddie:
We certainly are, especially if you think that top goes with those pants.
Eddie:
Good morning.
Fiona:
Oh, is it? Has your visa expired?
Carol Ross:
Excuse me, sir, but the gentleman out here...
Eddie:
...who is of no importance whatsoever, Miss Hornypenny... uh... Moneypenny.
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