Memorable quotes for
House of the Dead (2003) More at IMDbPro »

Greg: [pointing on a zombie in the water] Shoot it!
Capt. Victor Kirk: What do you think I am trying to do, you fucking moron?

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Rudy: You did all this to become immortal. Why?
Castillo: To live forever!

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Salish: Cap'n! Cap'n! I'm not goin'. I'm not goin'! There's evil spirits on that island!
Capt. Victor Kirk: You just go get the decks lined and let me worry about the evil spirits. Okay, Salish?

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Rudy: We finally got to the boat but it wasn't there.

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Alicia: Guys, check out this book. Looks pretty old, maybe it'll help us!

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[after being attacked by Castillo]
Alicia: Isn't it nice to know someone wants you for you body?
Rudy: Yeah. Depending on what they want to do with it.

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Jordan Casper: Who was that thing?
Karma: Our best friend.
Jordan Casper: Not anymore.

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Alicia: These are zombies, pure and simple.

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Simon: What're we going to do? We don't have weapons or food. We don't have shit!
Capt. Victor Kirk: Actually, we do.

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Jordan Casper: Look, I don't know what's going on here, okay? What I do know is that I got to get you all off this island. How did you get here?
Rudy: The boat, like everyone else. But it's gone, it's been destroyed.

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Rudy: Who's the guy with the Tom Cruise smile and the Rainman brain?

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Capt. Victor Kirk: Lady needs to dine on a humble pie every once in a while.

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Alicia: What happened? Rudy, what happened?
Rudy: Why does it matter what happened? She's dead. I didn't save her.
Alicia: It's not your fault...
Rudy: It WAS my fault! It was MY fault! Where you here? Did you see it? Did you SEE WATCH them rip her apart?

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Rogan: Who are you?
Rudy: Who are YOU?
Rogan: We're here to rescue you.
Rudy: Oh... thanks.

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Simon: Simon says lets get the hell out of here and let the cops ask questions later while we're kicking it back in Seattle selling our story to the Enquire.

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Jordan Casper: [after killing the Cynthia zombie] What the hell was that thing?
Karma: I don't know! I gave a shit.
[laughter in background]

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Capt. Victor Kirk: Where ya headin', girls? Huh?
Simon: It's, uh, somewhere in the San Juans. You must know where that is, right Skipper?
Salish: [looks at map] You crazy?
[to Kirk]
Salish: They crazy!
Capt. Victor Kirk: No, I don't think so.
Simon: Excuse me?
Capt. Victor Kirk: I said forget it.
Salish: Yeah, forget it! Forget it! That means stop talkin' and start walkin'!
Simon: Why?
Salish: Why? Why? Why? They always ask why!
Capt. Victor Kirk: You know what they call this island? 'Isla del Muerte'
Salish: Muerte. That's Spanish for 'death.' In case you don't speak Mexican.
Simon: Listen, pal. I got an island to catch and if this is a lame attempt to hit me up for more cash...
Capt. Victor Kirk: No, it ain't!
Salish: There ain't enough cash in the world to make us go back there. Nah, keep the cash! Keep the cash!

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