Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

User Rating:

5.2/10   

Director:

Lee Demarbre

Writer:

Ian Driscoll (written by)

Genre:

Action | Comedy | Horror | Musical

Tagline:

The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!!

Plot:

Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming.

Plot Keywords:

Vampire | Jesus Christ | Lesbian | Lesbian Vampire | Vampire Hunter

Awards:

2 wins

Cast

Phil Caracas	...	Jesus Christ
Murielle Varhelyi	...	Maxine Schreck
Maria Moulton	...	Mary Magnum
Tim Devries	...	Father Eustace
Ian Driscoll	...	Johnny Golgotha
Josh Grace	...	Dr. Praetorious
Tracy Lance	...	Gloria Oddbottom
Glen Jones	...	Father Alban
Mike Funk	...	Danny Sabbath
Lucky Ron	...	Blind Jimmy Leper
Johnny Vegas	...	Himself
Jeff Moffet	...	Santos
Ivan Freud	...	Narrator
Erica Murton	...	Maggie
Alex Godin	...	Father Avellino

Runtime:

85 min

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Certification:

Canada:13+ (Quebec) | Canada:14A | USA:R

Filming Locations:

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Company:

Odessa Filmworks

Trivia:

The film was shot on weekends during a two year period.

Quotes:

[Jesus KOs a vampire]
Jesus Christ: [pats body] Body of Christ!

Movie Connections:

References "The Kids in the Hall" (1988)

Now here's a good religious movie!

This certainly was a B movie, you can tell that the budget was very small. It is quite surprising what they managed to accomplish with so little. I find it ironic that many of the blockbuster Hollywood pushes out these days are almost unwatchable despite huge multi million dollar budgets. I would say that before watching this movie I probably couldn't have named a B movie, but I'm glad I saw this one. The special effects and fighting are pretty terrible but, that gives it a lot of it's charm and makes for a really funny watch. I guess it could depend on your sense of humor but, I thought it was a really funny movie, well worth watching at least once.