C.B. Hustlers (1978)

User Rating:

1.7/10   

Director:

Stu Segall

Writers:

John Alderman (screenplay)
Martin Gatsby (original story)

Release Date:

November 1978 (USA)

Genre:

Comedy

Tagline:

Hot Vans ... C.B. Radios ... And The "Hardest Working" Girls You'll Ever Meet!!!

Plot Keywords:

1970s | Truck | Radio | Police | Hooker

Cast

John F. Goff		(as Jake Barnes)
Richard Kennedy	...	Mountain Dean (as Edward Roehm)
John Alderman
Valdesta
Janice Jordan	...	C.B. Hustler
Uschi Digard	...	C.B. Hustler (as Elke Vann)
Catherine Barkley	...	C.B. Hustler
Lance Longworth
Douglas Gudbye
Michael Alden

Also Known As:

Secrets of Lady Truckers (UK) (video title)

Runtime:

85 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Mono

Certification:

Iceland:16 | USA:R

Company:

S.A.M. Productions

please shoot me! i've lost the will to live

so,in the less than 30 minutes i could stomach of this puke before losing my lunch,i saw more nudity than in most pornos,not to mention worse acting.supposedly the plot is that many van drivers on the highway assist the big rig truckers in avoiding the highway police by creating blockades,or distracting the police(usually,with a big pair of well placed boobs,for the male cops,anyway)now,i'm all for showing naked women with big boobs,but when every scene is simply an excuse for a woman to get naked,it just gets stupid.i can imagine the(so called) director setting up the scene:"Okay ladies,listen up,this is very complicated,but important so pay attention-take off your clothes!please don't make me go through it all again".like i alluded to earlier,the acting was lower quality than any porn movie.for the male parts,i imagine they went through a rigorous selection process before they found the right guys.I think it went something like this:they randomly picked a guy off the street and said "hey,dude,you wanna be in a movie?,there just might possibly be some naked breasts involved".man,i bet they had to weed out a lot of hopefuls.as for finding the women,it would have been a similar process something along the lines of:"hey baby,make ya a star".boy,how rigorous and exhausting that must have been for the film(and i use that very loosely)makers.now this is billed as a comedy,and it is indeed a comedy(for all the wrong reasons)but you may not know that it is also a horror movie-the horror being that it ever saw the light of day.i actually lost the will to live for awhile after seeing this.truly beyond putrid.