Evil Alien Conquerors (2002)

User Rating:

4.5/10   

Director:

Chris Matheson

Writers (WGA):

Chris Matheson (story) &
Ryan Rowe (story) ...

Release Date:

3 December 2003 (Norway)

Genre:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Tagline:

Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

Plot:

Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

Plot Keywords:

Alien | Giant | Sword | Cow | Unibrow

Cast

Michael Weston	...	Kenny
Diedrich Bader	...	My-ik
Chris Parnell	...	Du-ug
Tyler Labine	...	Croker
Elden Henson	...	Ron
Beth Grant	...	Sheila
Missy Yager	...	Penny
Phil LaMarr	...	Vel-Dan
Joel McCrary	...	Mr. Breen
Michael McShane	...	Rabirr
Martin Spanjers	...	Jimmy
Jacob Franchek	...	Steve
NiCole Robinson	...	Gail
Andrew Bilgore	...	Clerk
Peter Sherayko	...	Counselor

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue.

Runtime:

Armenia:89 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Certification:

Iceland:12 | USA:PG-13

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

Company:

Nada Pictures Inc.

Goofs:

Continuity: During the pastiche where My-ik and Du-ug are building the flying/beheading bicycle the patch on My-ik's jumpsuit shifts from the right side to the left.

Quotes:

Du-ug: Have you any more Smirnoff Ice?
Kenny: Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge.
Du-ug: You will die painlessly!

Movie Connections:

Featured in "Troldspejlet: (#33.7)" (2005)

Soundtrack:

Evil Alien Conquerors

Nudies... NUDIES! Nudies...

I recently saw this film at a Northwest Film Center presentation, and it was SHEER BRILLIANCE. I admit, I did not enjoy myself the whole way through (some jokes were a bit overdone) but I must admit, a good portion of the movie was goddamn hilarious just from the simplicity of it all. My personal favorite was the constant agonizing over nudies (they had... NUDIES!) or the crazed devotion to Smirnoff Ice.

If you're in the dark as to the plot, the basic storyline is that two alien warriors (Evil Alien Conquerors, in fact) are sent to Earth to behead the entire human race. They can blend in easily because their race is completely identical to the humans (some would say that this is a low budget technique to save money on costumes) and the beheading won't be that hard because the two conquerors have giant swords. But when they get to Earth they figure out that they only have two and a half days to behead all of humanity, and their swords have become tiny. Oh, and we can't forget that if every human isn't beheaded within two and a half days a giant will be sent to eat the failed conquerors, and then behead mankind himself.