Leslie:
I have socks that are older than you.
Leslie:
...You gotta admit, she's a sociopath.
Gayle:
Is that anything like a psychopath?
Leslie:
With a lower body count, yeah.
Leslie:
[
Leslie and Gayle are watching Spanish-language TV] Their stuff is worse than our stuff.
Gayle:
I just wish I could speak it like you do.
Leslie:
You don't need to understand the words to watch TV. Stupidity is the universal language.
Nan:
She's a dyke!
Gayle:
She is not.
Nan:
She might as well be, with that attitude.
Señora Muñoz:
First the government wanted to kill him. Now I do.
Gustavo:
You girls... are here on vacations?
Jennifer:
Um... we're adopting babies.
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