All Babes Want to Kill Me (2005)

User Rating:

3.6/10   

Director:

Colin Miller

Writer:

Colin Miller (writer)

Release Date:

4 July 2006 (Turkey)

Genre:

Comedy | Romance

Tagline:

Come Celebrate the Cruelty.

Plot:

A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.

Plot Keywords:

Suicide Mission | Brothers | Karate | Quest | Kung Fu

Cast

Colin Miller	...	Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli	...	Shang Cho
Alex Cain	...	Marina Green
John F. Schaffer	...	Ling Cho
Sara Litz	...	Volina
Michael Yama	...	Mr. Cho
Jennifer Marks	...	Marina #1
Bridget Ellen	...	Marina #2
Zena Leigh	...	Marina #3
Morgan Schultz	...	Marina #4
Silvia Spross	...	Marina #5
Katy Magnuson	...	Marina #6
Phi Vu	...	San Lung Phi
Kurt Nelson	...	Kalte Drache Nelson
Patricia Place	...	Elderly Woman

MPAA:

Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content.

Runtime:

82 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

Dolby

Certification:

Germany:12 | Austria:12 | Taiwan:PG-12 | Denmark:11 | Sweden:11 | Greece:K | Norway:11 | Finland:K-11 | Japan:PG-12 | USA:PG-13

Filming Locations:

Bonn, North Rhine - Westphalia, Germany

Company:

All Babes Want to Kill Me LLC

Trivia:

Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile.

Quotes:

Marina #3: Oh... you have a lot of cavaties; you must be in terrible pain.

Soundtrack:

Coming Down to Beijing

One of the funniest things I've seen on film

An energized cast in top comedic form drive a very funny and poignant story about trying to `go home.' Colin Miller's film moves effortlessly through the world of the Cho Family dynasty, a two thousand year old martial arts dynasty that had immigrated to America only to go soft and corrupt. I agree that Mr. Cho is the most horrible person I've ever seen in a movie and it's hard not to watch him without screaming with laughter. He plays the cuckolded blind master who torments and berates his children into screwed up grown ups. Shang, played by Gianni Lazuli, is one of the most selfish characters I've ever seen and one of the funniest. Ling gets big points for being lovable. A charming cast in a well told story. Even the most minor characters glow with humor. Watch for Sara Litz in a hilarious turn as Shang's reprehensible `model' girlfriend. There are more laughs in some scenes than in many full movies. My face hurt from smiling all the way through it.